I’ve just heard

[TheSheepofWallSt]

CHESTER DRAWERS in the wild!

From a person I did not expect to hear it from...

WIBU to have thought that it was a myth?!

I know how to spell chest of drawers but when I say it in a normal sentence it certainly sounds like Chester drawers. So I think you are just being goady OP

What’s dafferder??!

Aitch. It’s aitch. AITCH AITCH AITCH and don’t let anyone try to tell you otherwise.

Dafferfder = taffeta

Agree about loose and lose. See that all the time e.g "I need to loose some weight" no, you need to lose some weight!

"Lose change" no, Loose change!

What really gets my goat is if someone is going to ‘ appeal’ a decision. I thought you had to ‘appeal against’. It is like ‘to medal’. What happened to winning a medal? I can feel my blood pressure going up! But maybe I’m just an ignorant old fart.

I was at a meeting were a clients grandson has fecal alcohol syndrome

The car was a right off. Often seen on MN.

"Manager" in work emailed everyone regarding the lull in workload, and referred to making the most of the rest bite. We have a few managers that aren't exactly the sharpest, but holy shit!

Is it just me or do American’s spell Antarctica and Aluminium the same as the UK but say Anarctica and Aluminum?!
The thing that annoys me the most is when people say more quicker or similar! It’s either more quickly or quicker not both!!!

People who write on route instead of en route

I once sent a message to my hosts with a typo in it and accidentally write that I was 'en croute'. I only had 20 minutes to fully encase myself in pastry before arriving

Ano as in I know. Yeah ano. Seriously.

I do actually teach a child called Nevaeh!
Craziness!

Despite having had tits for the best part of 70 years MiL still wears a pair of bras. You would think she'd have noticed that no-one else in the world ever has bought or worn a PAIR of bras, unless maybe they had excessive back-boobage.

with a typo in it and accidentally write that

And just made yet another typo....

I can't believe no one has mentioned this one yet: "women priests" (or whatever). 'Women' is a noun, NOT A VERB. 'Female' is the verb. I can't stand it. I even emailed the BBC when they published yet another article about "women something-or-others". I did get a reply, but it was riddled with grammatical errors.

My bugbear is ‘Prehaps’ I hear it particularly on the television. It’s so wrong.
Holibobs drives me nuts !
Always 'On-ve-lope'.
I worked with an older lady years ago and she loved a bit of ‘canine pepper’ I still call it canine pepper as I loved her and it makes me chuckle!!

Friend saw a "sweetdish massage" on a local fb group.

😬

I used to work with a woman who was always putting cream on her brow, she said her foreskin was very dry 😂same woman’s mum had a dildo rail round her sitting room ,another friend loves a boola bong ( Vol Au Vent)

‘Febree’, heard regularly BBC.

The one that makes me want to kill people is mixing up wonder with wander! Not sure why it bothers me so much though 😂

I looked after a lovely lady who had given her friend power of eternity.

I have a lovely niece called Nevaeh. It's not my choice of name I must admit! I didn't want to hurt my brother or SILs feelings when they chose it. I hadn't heard of it until then. Niece is 11

I once sent a message to my hosts with a typo in it and accidentally write that I was 'en croute'

That's precious

My DH also says Breggsit and makes dezizions.

I can't believe no one has mentioned this one yet: "women priests" (or whatever). 'Women' is a noun, NOT A VERB. 'Female' is the verb. I can't stand it.

I completely agree with you about the incorrect use of women where female should be, but female is an adjective in this case. Don't let the rage drag you down to their level or muphry's law will take us all!

en croute I love that

I once sent a text to my boss saying Thanks, okey Dokey but it autocorrected to Thanks, oldy foldy I hope she didn't think I was being rude!

I've seen Persay (per se) and also Please bare with us. I always imagine they want everyone naked