I’ve just heard

[TheSheepofWallSt]

CHESTER DRAWERS in the wild!

From a person I did not expect to hear it from...

WIBU to have thought that it was a myth?!

Brought/bought
His/he's
Borrow/lend
Are all awful, but what really annoys me is when people just get sentences completely wrong, as in: the dog needs fed. NO. It's the dog needed to be fed or the dog needs feeding 😠

@thatmustbenigelwiththebrie

Totally irrelevantly, love your username. 10 Things?

Yes YABU to believe this was just a myth

I would never OF believed it... Hahahaha

apart from all of the above, I'm afraid 'holibobs' makes me gag.

Sangwitch is my pet hate !! When did sandwich have a g in the middle 🤪

This!!!

And this!!!

On the current series of Celebrity Coach trip, one contestant talked about his trip on a catamarang, another went through a big learning kerb, and two contestants were finger-skaters.😂

‘Trickle treating’ at Halloween

All of these are my pet hates (I am spelling and grammar police only in my head, to my husband, or my dyslexic friends that likes me to check her spelling)
My boss cannot say ‘Camembert’ he pronounces it Canonbert 🤣
Also a person on Facebook that constantly writes ‘manors cost nothing’ aaaarghhhh 😣

On the ‘Nevaeh’ theme, I know of a girl named Niamh...pronounced, ‘Ny-mer’. Interesting interpretation.

Poker dots for polka dots. Hear it so often and makes me cringe

@Letseatgrandma oh god yes

It makes myself soo freaking annoyed when office colleagues do this. It’s like they switch off the “ain’t” and “nah” buttons and turn on the affected Upper middle class switch.

My Dad had a neighbour who said that as the ventilation was poor, they woke up in the morning with 'constipation' on the bedroom window.

This gem on facebook selling

Sofa cum bed 😱

Whoever buys it better have a decent steam cleaner 😉

My favourite is noone.

Some regions say hospickle ...it sounds ridiculous coming from a grown man

& my daughter who's 21 & fairly intelligent , has started saying "gotten" all the time ! Drives me mad

Or the classic when people say that there's a "Pacific" reason or something

My cousin worked in a department store in the 80s. I went in to see her on her 2nd week. She was on the lingerie department. She opened her arms and said "welcome to my lingery department" ive never forgotten it. My friends mouth just fell open who i was with.

I work in care. I frequently see "Client gone in to Rest bite" written on the care notes. It's respite FFS!

I love a good malapropism....
On Facebook at Halloween “Trickle Treating” and an episode of Come Dine With Me “ The Pierce de wrist dance”😂

Bought instead of brought.
Brought instead of bought.
Reguly and particuly (Jeremy Vine is especially good at these).

What the heck is skellington?