Mumsnet threads you know the answer to before you even open them

[daddyorchipsdaddyorchips]

You know, the ones that ask a question on the thread and you know full well the answer before you've even clicked through.

Should I leave him? - Yes. Run for the fucking hills

DH says this is all in my head, is it? - No. He's a cunt

Is this normal in a relationship? - No, definitely not. And don't let him make you think it is either

Should I text him or leave it? Leave it. But we know you won't. Come back again tomorrow when he's ignored you again

Should we separate? Without a doubt

Are these red flags? North Korea, mate.

What are yours?

[Equanimitas]

Is it unreasonable to stop giving lifts to someone who expects me to go well out of my way and is never ready when I need to go?

Of course not. Just say no.

Is it unreasonable to take the house key back off my MIL/neighbour whoever after I discovered they were looking through my drawers/dirty washing?

Of course not. Just take the bloody thing.

[choli]

"Why won't he propose?"
Because he has all the advantages of marriage with none of the responsibilities. He won't buy the cow if he can get the milk free.

[iklboo]

Question about cats

You know the rules. No pic, no reply.

[cheesewitheverything]

My MIL is horrible. What should I do?

Tell her to fuck right off and take her son with her.

[needanewnamechange]

Is my friend/sister/ neighbour a cf ?
Yes but the fact you have done everything they've asked of you for years and now you're starting to realise .
Shall I get a tattoo for a 16 year old ? 100 odd posts saying of course not .
Is my friend ridiculous? Yes but you won't tell her .
Cf parking all made up but people so bloody invested in them like it's bloody love island of course it's made up .
How can I survive on 85k not asking for advice . Oh fuck off

[Lollypop701]

Why do they treat me like this?????
Because you let him/her... usually then make excuses for said behaviour

[cheesewitheverything]

Can I just tell you this thing with very few details because it might be outing and I don't really want any advice other than 'that's lovely, darling girl, you go right ahead and do that'?

[Scarsthelot]

'I'm a man and here to tell you how bad mn is and how you are awful'

Response....bahhahhahahahaaa

[Redyellowpink]

Do these cushions look tacky?

[ilovesooty]

My DH does his hobby at weekends
He's opting out of family life
When do you get 4 hours to yourself?

[PlausibleSuit]

"Which house should I buy?"



Hello, estate agent having a slow month.

[Duckydarling]

The am I pregnant ones, photo of a negative pregnancy test.

Scan photo of the upper half of a 12 weeker, is it a boy or a girl?

[WarmSausageTea]

‘Well known woman’s name.’

Unpleasant, judgmental post about named woman framed as concern.

[PortiaCastis]

AIBU to say the Duchess is a nasty cowbag who nicked our Prince

Yes luvvie you've never met either of them so stop reading the daily shite and get a life FGS and get out of the feeding frenzy before it consumes you

[Isleepinahedgefund]

Posting for traffic.....

[BareBelliedSneetch]

AIBU?

Yes.

[Isleepinahedgefund]

Should I see my GP/go to A&E/Call an ambulance? I don't want to bother them so thought I'd ask random strangers on the the internet

Lists symptoms:

Deep open wound with green discharge
or
Severe chest pains
or
Leg has fallen off
or
Mild rash indiscernible from pictures

Mumsnet:

Yes YABU you scrounging time waster taking up appointments for people who need them

My mum had that it was nothing, don't waste their time

My mum had that she died 10 mins later, call an ambulance

[giggleshizz]

OP AIBU for putting stepdaughter on a blow up bed in the lounge even though she lives with us 50/50. We only have three bedrooms and my DC have them.

99% of MN yes you are horrible.
1% of MN Go for it, your house, your rules. Step DD needs to fit in with your family. MN HATES step parents.

Facepalm.

[giggleshizz]

@isleepinahedgefund Literally YES. Was thinking this the other day. Who are these people who check with MN before phoning 111!!!

[ValleyClouds]

Wheelchair vs buggy

If all parties are decent people it works fine (I've been on buses in a wheelchair alongside THREE buggies, you just play Tetris)

Your only purpose in starting this thread is to be a goady fucker whilst deploying wide eyed faux innocence of the :

"I'm not being funny but" variety

[giggleshizz]

OP Is it bad not to give my DC a bath every night.

50% MN That's grim, infact you should be having baths am and pm.

50% MN The world won't fall apart if your DC have a bath three times a week.

[vodkaredbullgirl]

I know someone who is on benefits and has a partner staying over.

[hazell42]

My friend is making demands of me, what do I do?
My friend doesn't answer the minute I text her, is she ghosting me?
I lent my friend.£2.50 to buy a coffee and she hasnt paid me back. It's been 2 weeks. Is she a CF?
I spent £9.75 on a gift for me friend. She only spent 7 quid. she's using me, isnt she?
My friend has problems. It's boring, should i dump her?
My friend has lost loads of weight. I feel she is judging me. Should I dump.her?
Etc
Etc
Etc
Some people are just not cut out for friendship. if you post any of this, you are one of them

[TheMemoryLingers]

"Tell me your unpopular opinions!"

• By the end of page one twenty racists will have joined the thread.

[WarmSausageTea]

‘Somebody on the bus/at the supermarket was rude to my child.’

At least one drip feed later, the somebody was old and therefore either a bigot, demented or unhinged.