room for a proper size dog, room for a proper vegetable patch, an en suite bath room and a room for DD2 all of her own, without having to knock walls down as we are going to have to do. Ive just run a bath and it is full of fecking toys!! I dont want to have to clean, do washing, cook, pick up dog shit, or do anything other than being a mummy - oh, fuck, thats part of the job isnt it.
I STILL WANT A BIGGER BLOODY HOUSE - is that too much to ask - apparently it is