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to want a bigger house, a cleaner, a gardener........

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lucyellensmum · 29/08/2007 15:55

room for a proper size dog, room for a proper vegetable patch, an en suite bath room and a room for DD2 all of her own, without having to knock walls down as we are going to have to do. Ive just run a bath and it is full of fecking toys!! I dont want to have to clean, do washing, cook, pick up dog shit, or do anything other than being a mummy - oh, fuck, thats part of the job isnt it.

I STILL WANT A BIGGER BLOODY HOUSE - is that too much to ask - apparently it is

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nailpolish · 29/08/2007 16:11

oops
im getting carried away
sorry

expatinscotland · 29/08/2007 16:11

I want Johnny Depp on a stick, prepared to do my bidding.

Fuck the house.

CountessDracula · 29/08/2007 16:12

surely it is j. depp you wnat to fcuk not the house

NomDePlumeCantFindTheCatch · 29/08/2007 16:12

God, I really hate pebbledash....

It is so depressing that £550k buys you so little space

Tinker · 29/08/2007 16:13

That first house has the Red Rug in it...

expatinscotland · 29/08/2007 16:13

Fuck Johnny Depp.

Get pregnant with his child.

Buy gorgeous house in France with maintenance.

Yeah!

MaloryTowersHasManners · 29/08/2007 16:13

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lucyellensmum · 29/08/2007 16:14

um excuse me, where does all this jonny depp stuff come from, hes a minger!! well maybe not minging but defo not my type. I rather have a thing for the guy who plays inspector linley. Nah, johnny dep aint manly enough.

Now - domestic arangements girls is what i beelive this thread to be about, thoughts out of your panties for one minute please!!!

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CountessDracula · 29/08/2007 16:14

this any good? bundle

lucyellensmum · 29/08/2007 16:15

splash (thats me getting in the bath while CD does my house hunt)

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MaloryTowersHasManners · 29/08/2007 16:15

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NomDePlumeCantFindTheCatch · 29/08/2007 16:15

Plenty for your money in E5

CountessDracula · 29/08/2007 16:15

leaves money for restoration

expatinscotland · 29/08/2007 16:15

Johnny Depp, a minger!

That's fighting talk!

CountessDracula · 29/08/2007 16:16

yes ok malory
what you wnat?

NomDePlumeCantFindTheCatch · 29/08/2007 16:17

Malory, where do you want to live ? I thought you were blissed out in your rural idyll ?

Have you finished all the renovations now (have you got around to putting carpet on the stairs ?!) ?

MaloryTowersHasManners · 29/08/2007 16:17

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NomDePlumeCantFindTheCatch · 29/08/2007 16:20

Good space, although prob needs a kitchen extension and I have no idea where N21 is!

FlameBatfink · 29/08/2007 16:21

Ooh - I like the Johnny Depp plan... he's on my "list" too, so would allowed

NomDePlumeCantFindTheCatch · 29/08/2007 16:21

Bundle, I like this but prob too tiddly

CountessDracula · 29/08/2007 16:24

oh that's vvvv exciting!
You will have to give me more to go on
villages? towns?
this?

this?

NomDePlumeCantFindTheCatch · 29/08/2007 16:26

This is pretty. Is Stoke Newington good or bad ?

MaloryTowersHasManners · 29/08/2007 16:26

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