Rant on Facebook, punctuated only with emojis, and finished with 'end off,' instead of 'end of,' which is bad enough.
'Happy heavenly birthday'
Referring to a sportsman, usually a fighter, as 'my boy'. ('My boy is gonna bring those belts home')
Someone referring to themselves as a 'foodie', complete with a picture of a greasy bacon cheeseburger from the local takeaway, and heart-eye emojis.
'Give your head a wobble/ shake'
I don't know if this is a Scottish thing, but cryptic posts constantly referring to someone they've fallen out with as 'rats', 'grasses,' and 'snakes.'
'I'm gonna smash it' fist emoji