To ask for your weird (disgusting) food habits? (Lighthearted)

[Everythingnotsaved]

Am sure this has been done before but what are your weird food habits?

Mine are:
Cream on crunchy nut cornflakes
Butter on bbq crisps (I know- WTF)

Aibu to ask about yours?!

Low carb pizza roll - slice of ham wrapped around a slice of cheese with tomato sauce on it!

Bacon or ham and peanut butter sandwiches

Jam and salt and vinegar crisp sandwiches (must be one slice of bread folded for this, not a conventional two slice sandwich).

Cheese and Jam sandwiches - there's a soft white cheese in Waitrose that's perfect for this.

Digestives with butter on (also weetabix when small)

Dipping French fries in a McDonald's banana milkshake

Make up a little bowl of water icing and use rich tea or digestives to dunk in it.

I have fond pre-veganism memories of chicken supernoodles spooned onto cheap white bread with THICK Marg and covered in strong cheddar and salt....so fucking rad.

Madeira cake with lovely butter on it! 🤤

I'm thinking some of these have been discovered while under the influence of narcotics

Guinness and Galaxy chocolate at the same time.

I used to be ashamed of putting peanut butter and Marmite on toast at the same time but I've just found a jar of the two mixed together so I'm not that odd.

I feel a bit sick having just read the whole thread
Seriously can't compete 😂
Raw bacon rind?!? Bleugh
I used to eat cress and sugar sandwiches as a child but that seems very normal after most of these!

I love raw potatoes and raw cauliflower!

Chunks of butter on hot cooked new potatoes.

French fries (not chippy chips) with tartare sauce.

Wholenut peanut butter (no sugar) on brown bread with slices of cucumber.

Super noodle sandwiches with grated cheese. Must be chicken flavoured ones, and must be cheap white bread and salted butter.

I accidentally made a bacon, Brie and strawberry jam toastie once (mistook it for cranberry) and it was bloody lovely, so I do that sometimes.

Leftover bolognese sandwiches. Must be tiger bread though.

Banana and cheese sandwiches.

Frozen (cooked) prawns. I suck them until they are defrosted and then eat them.

Cream on crunchy but cornflakes isn't weird, it is food of the Gods! Only made better if you add some strawberries. I have introduced DS9 to this combo, he is similarly entranced by its awesomeness.

I'm another who likes to eat an entire jar of pickled onions. Gives me rancid farts though.

Supernoodle sandwiches. Packet noodles plus white, buttered bread. My hangover food of choice, but also my go to when I've been ill and haven't eaten. And also my lazy good of choice.

I also like pasta in mascarpone sauce in bread and butter too.

Roast potato butty with loads of butter

@dontgobaconmyheart I love peanut butter and beetroot sandwiches! Both kinds.

Raw mushrooms
Raw mozzarella
White bread soaked in vinegar
Salt & vinegar crisps dipped in cream cheese
Chorizo, cream cheese/roule/philly chive cheese in a white bread sandwich
Mashed banana drizzled in Treat ice-cream topping chocolate sauce
Orange jelly with chocolate mousse & whipped cream

Squash laughing cow cheese triangles in a hot panini press till they go dry and crispy then peel off and eat.

Yes this type of thread is done to death but I still love em

Mine are

Pickled garlic straight out the jar (have to discipline myself as they have a laxative effect after a point which I tend to forget)

Salad cream on chips, mash and as per pp mac cheese & garlic bread I don’t like lasagne

Quorn deli slices as sort of “bread less” sandwiches - slice of deli whatever, slice of gherkin, couple olives, sundried tomatoes, plastic cheese (not usually all together but a combination of usually 3 of these) rolled up into a savoury treat - gone in 2 mouthfuls!

Instant mash - to which i add depending on mood - cheddar, butter, marmite, garlic salt, salad cream, Henderson’s relish, ketchup, baked beans, tinned sweetcorn, tinned spaghetti... quick easy and occasionally actually nutritious meal with minimal washing up

Yes to egg mayo sandwiches made with salad cream. Any sue grafton (rip) fans will also be familiar with the hot egg sandwiches Kinsey made 😪

Apple slices or celery sticks dipped in peanut butter

I’ve mentioned a few times on mn recently about we got Chucky eggs (boiled eggs mashed with butter and a little salt in a cup) when ill as a kid and I still like it now - this also works with salad cream.

Sliced cheddar cheese on malt loaf

Jam “sandwiches” but made with biscuits - either digestives or rich tea - instead of bread

A lot of these as always on these threads if you go back to ancient food combinations aren’t actually new - honey and cheese, Jam and cheese, bacon/ham with preserves in particular

I lived overseas for a time and I’m quite adventurous food wise but I must admit there were a few things I did need to buy from the on base shop (they used to be naafi but not any more sadly) among them were:

Salad cream
Marmite
Uk white bread for toast
Baked beans (supposedly available in many other countries but they’re not the same as the ones here)
Tea bags (of course)

But there’s also now a LOAD of foods I miss from then that were particular to the countries I was living in plus American stuff which we could get from the American bases (their equivalent of naafi).

Jacobs cream crackers with jam on then whipped cream is a favourite

Also when making eggy bread (french toast) I always have mine dipped in tomato sauce which my husband thinks is disgusting.

@Everythingnotsaved & @Cornettoninja think I’m going to have hunt down a recipe for this now as I really fancy this for supper soon!

Am also 😱 at Bonios! Not one I’m going to try anytime soon 😂

Bite both ends off a twix finger then use it as a straw in a cup of tea. You can only do it once per finger but the tea through twix, then the tea soaked finger is amazing.

Whistleinthewind; is that the Paysan Breton soft cheese? I love that.

Cheese and onion walkers with Cadbury’s dairy milk, eaten at the same time

I love a roast chicken sandwich with leftover stuffing in it - so far, so normal, right? I love it with cold bread sauce in too - the rest of the family think this is extremely peculiar.

It does mean I end up with a triple bread sandwich - bread in the sauce and the stuffing as well as the slices of bread. It has to be home made stuffing and bread sauce too.