To ask for your weird (disgusting) food habits? (Lighthearted)

[Everythingnotsaved]

Am sure this has been done before but what are your weird food habits?

Mine are:
Cream on crunchy nut cornflakes
Butter on bbq crisps (I know- WTF)

Aibu to ask about yours?!

Cheddar cheese and jam sandwich

Cheese cucumber and brown sauce sandwiches 😋

Slice of ham or chicken then thickly buttered. Roll it up and trough it down. Caught doing it at work by another girl, told her to try it, her response "no I can't I'm scared I'll like it" 😂

Chocolate and cheese n onion crisps. Heaven

@SaintWillibald - I’d certainly give it a go if it was in front of me. It’s just hard to shake the feeling nigella came up with the recipe after too many cocktails

Not sure if strange or not but salad cream rolled up in a slice of ham..

Mayo on scrambled egg
Mayo on baked beans
Mayo on pizza
A dairylea triangle between two pringles (any flavour)

Anchovies straight out of the tin

Steak pie, chips and beans... Slathered in Salad Cream with a thick slice of white bread and butter.

Salad cream and beans = dream team.

Cheese and brown sauce sandwiches are the best

Plate of cheddar, cucumber and ketchup was my go to snack for years

Tuna mayo and gherkin sandwiches are fab

Pasta with ketchup swirled in, loads of grated cheese chucked on top and popped in the microwave until all melty and gloopy.

o yes!

Tub of vanilla custard, tub of double cream, tub of Greek yogurt. Golden Syrup, meringues - crushed.

Mixed together and freeze. Can also add chopped up white chocolate. Nuts too.

It will literally be the best thing you have ever eaten.

And raw bacon rind obviously.

Chocolate buttons and salt n vinegar crisps

Sorry frozen chips? Like still frozen??

And salad cream with spicy pepperoni pizza.

Ideally cold the next day but nuked in the microwave with extra black pepper and chilli flakes, dipped in salad cream.

Chocolate digestives spread with crunchy peanut butter, topped with Nutella.

Mushy peas from chippy with added vinegar, salt and pepper and big gerkins also from the chippy to dip into with.

Battered sausage, mushy peas and gerkins on a buttered roll.

Spooning condensed milk straight out of the tin

Ketchup on pasta. I was shamed so much at uni for doing it, it’s now my dirty secret and I only do in private

I often find my 2 year old dunking her toast in her milk. Weirdo!

You lot are all disgusting.

Pedigree dog biscuits

Horse nuts

Warm egg mayo (but made with salad cream instead of mayo) with a hefty grating of mature cheddar is divine 😍

Cold baked beans, chopped cucumber, shredded lettuce, and loads of salad cream is also amazing.

Scotch eggs with salad cream and loads of fresh cracked black pepper.

Pickles onions or gherkins straight from the jar.

DH detests all of these 🤣

The only one that's shocked me out of all these is the bonio muncher 🤪

White bread, toasted, with lots of salted butter spread on it and dipped in ketchup!

Soy Sauce on Pasta.... also have it on Spag Bol and try and stick it in many a meal despite my DH's protests.

Also agree with the PP that Salad Cream is far superior to mayo, especially with eggs.

My 2yo DD eats gherkins from the jar, she also loves to scoop from a tub of hummus straight in to her mouth. She is also partial to dipping her pasta in her orange juice, which even I frown upon.

I am currently eating cheese on toast, but with a layer of marmite in between, which doesn't seem odd to me but may be considered strange

@ScreamingLadySutch

When my DH was a child he used to steal the dogs biscuits 😆 he doesn't do it now (but we don't have a dog so he doesn't have the opportunity)

I thought marmite sandwiches with Heinz tomato soup was a bit out there, but clearly I'm tame!

Just asked DH, he gave me his childhood favourite of, Bonio (dog biscuits) with salad cream and I'm going to have to LTB.