Okay so I've name changed to share my tampon story...
Last day of my honeymoon, I came on and used a tampon. Asked DH to remind me to chance it before I get on the coach to the airport to return home.
5 minutes before coach is due, I go to the toilet and can't find the string or feel the tampon. Utter panic! Have a quick rummage before returning to DH as the coach is pulling up! Have to get on the coach. My neurotic side kicks in and I'm panicking about getting on a 5 hour flight with a tampon that's already been in for hours and TSS setting in!
Get to the airport check in, and head to the disables loos. No joke, my DH was lying underneath me on the loo floor trying to feel for my tampon!
DH can feel the tampon but no string! He's trying to get a grip to pull it out.. so there I am, half squatting over my new husband while he's wrist deep in my vagina
(not envy)!
We give up and decide to look for an airport doctor. Lovely ladies at Jet2 take me to a doctor and translate. Doctor refuses to look at me and says I either go to hospital and miss my flight or wait until I fly to the UK and go to hospital.
Having left my 2yo in the UK, I wanted to get home ASAP. So we get the flight home. Land in the UK and race to our local hospital at 4.30am. Wait an hour only to be told to return when it's less busy after 8am.
In the meantime, DH tries to remove the tampon again using tweezers. We try all sorts of positions and angles to no avail, DH can't pull it out.
Return to hospital where I'm examined by not 1, not 2 but 3 nurses who can't seem to find this stuck tampon. Turns out there is no tampon and DH was feeling my cervix
😂 Nurses reassure me that nothing is there and tampon must of fallen out! (I still don't believe this as tampons don't just fall out. A tampon exiting my vagina is not a feeling that goes unnoticed).
So that's my tampon horror story. Who knows where my lost tampon is 🤷♀️ I just hope it's not rotting in my vagina somewhere waiting to emerge 18 months later 😂
Not how I expected my honeymoon to end or the memories I wanted to make 