I have been up since 1am.
He pulls all the covers on or off me.
His boney knees and elbows jab me.
He wakes 3 to 4 times a night to pee.
He snores.
He 'cuddles' me up and falls asleep right by my back so i'm stuck on one side unable to turn cue shoulder pain next day.
He smells of B.O. and stale booze. The bedding smells after he sleeps on it.
I feel his breath on my shoulder which makes me chilly and uncomfortable.
Bristley beard sharp on my shoulder.
He talks gibberish in his sleep.
He kicks his arms and jerks his knees, moves too much.
He sleeps in the middle instead of leaving the middle to turn sides. I have to tell him to move then he sulks and gives the silent treatment.
Takes up too much duvet leaving me with nothing.
The bed is king size with a superkibg duvet.
I hate sleeping together and the way it messes up my sleep i get so crabby from a shitty night's sleep.
He grabs at my body and gropes calling it cuddling up. I sleep naked because its comfortable not because i want sex.
He puts the heating to 23 degrees.
He normally wakes up with 2 alarms at 4am. I need to get up at 6am for work. He leaves the alarms (radio) on while he snoozes. Its at max volume. Doesnt get up and turn it off, no leaves it blasting away while he fake sleeps.
We've been sleeping in separate rooms and he's back in our bed but i really want to kick him out.
I know he is trying to get close to me but all i want is a big, soap smelling guy wearing clean pjs to share the bed fairly, giving me a good night kiss on my forehead before fucking off to the other side of the bed. A guy who doesnt snore, doesnt talk or get up stumbling in the dark tripping on shit and complaining loudly or switching and leaving lights on. Ideally a guy with an amazing internal body alarm.
AIBU to never want to share a bed with him again?!