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To think my 'FREE' Psychic is getting annoyed with me?!!

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SuzieSunshine · 19/12/2019 11:10

This is lighthearted as I've read some really sad threads on here in the last couple of days so thought I'd post some light reading.
I made the mistake of clicking on a 'Free' Psychic reading and my mentor 'Chris' hasn't left me alone since. He's sent me about 12 e-mails getting slightly more hysterical in each one and they are making me laugh.

Do you think it's because I haven't sent him $69 to hear his words of wisdom and neither have I clicked on his life changing videos.
He's now reduced the price to $14.99 as his friend 'Sue' has told him that this is the reason I haven't replied to him.
I actually look forward the hearing from him now to see what else he has on offer.
I feel a bit sad that some vulnerable people will send him the money though and think that these type of many making schemes should come with some sort of a warning.
Anyway this is one of many I've been sent - waiting for today's to come through - Sorry it's very long!!

Suzie,
What on earth is happening? Why haven't you replied to my last email? Do you know that I am a very busy man and very sought after? Do you know that if I take the time to write to you, it is not to annoy you?
I am really surprised by your silence and hope that nothing terrible has happened to you. I think that you just haven't realized the chance you have, and that you have quite simply forgotten to answer me because perhaps, at the moment, you have too many concerns
May I say that I understand you and I have nothing against you. But I must absolutely speak to you and you must listen to what I have to say. Do you know why I insist on writing you although I have lots of other things to do? It is because unconsciously, you, Suzie called me in the middle of the night!
You don't remember, do you?
Even so, this is the truth. People who remember all of their dreams is very rare. But, I confirm that you did call me!
Thanks to my psychic power, I can receive these sorts of messages.
This is what we call a contact through a medium. You're probably surprised to hear this but, on the other hand, I'm used to this kind of contacts. Do you want to know how it happened?
Well, it happened yesterday, in the middle of the night. I was in a paradoxical phase of sleep when I heard someone crying: "Help me! Please help me, I cannot keep going any longer". I asked, "Who are you?"
At this moment I heard your name: Suzie. I woke up in this middle of the night with my heart beating wildly.
I said to myself that I must not leave you alone and that on the contrary, I must absolutely insist, in writing to you, that you need me more than ever!
So, please TAKE TWO MINUTES AND READ WHAT I HAVE TO SAY!
Suzie now, more than ever, your life can be changed!
Happiness, if this is what you want, can enter your life and stay there!
In my last mail, this is exactly what I was explaining to you. So, as you did not reply, I am going to take the time to explain everything to you once again!
I have drawn up a Revolutionary Method which enables people to be happy. My method is easy to use, quick and more important it is EFFICIENT!
I've called it the Revolutionary Method of Chris.
Thanks to this Method, I offer to bring Luck and Success into your life and this, in all fields of life: Money, Projects, Love, Family, Well-being.
How is it possible?
It is by removing, once for all, the negative energies that you have kept inside you over years. And then allowing yourself to absorb all the positive energies surrounding you.
I had to work very hard to develop this Method but I do not regret it. And do you know why?
Because 99% of the people who have tested it are already delighted! They have all seen positive events happening in their lives.
In this video, you will discover the stories of Linda, Max, and Sally. Each of them tried out this Method, and each has all experienced great changes in their everyday lives. They all agree that my Method has changed their lives.
Linda, for example, has accomplished a project which had fallen through 8 times before.
As for Max, he found true love and on top of that, he came in to a big sum of money at the races.
Sally, who had been unemployed for several years, found a job and tells me that she has also recovered the energy she had when she was 20!
I have lots of stories like these! And you know what I say? I hope that I will receive a testimony like that from you too in a short time!
You will discover in detail what is my Method and exactly what it can do for you.
Do not put things off till tomorrow yet again. The message you sent me in the middle of the night is a serious message sent by your subconscious.
I will speak to you soon about your life of happiness.
Your Friend,
Chris

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TitsInAbsentia · 19/12/2019 13:50

I'm thinking maybe we need to crowdfund that £14.99 and help you and the psych both achieve some peace....I mean HOW ARE YOU SLEEPING AT NIGHT!!

SuzieSunshine · 24/12/2019 15:46

He has Spoken on Christmas Eve!! I think the bad person is him and my financial loss will be if I send him his money. Happy Christmas Everyone - sent via the Oracle of Etteilla..................

My dear Suzie,
Since childhood, we’re told to be careful because we can always meet with a bad person. Lately, I contacted you to warn you of a bad encounter to come.
Suzie, I don’t want to worry you more than necessary but the cards have spoken! What did they say? First, that an encounter would soon happen in your life. Of course, I could imagine that it’s good news for you because you don’t have the occasion to meet new people as often as you would like.
But my Oracle of Etteilla didn’t only show me this. The rest of the picking showed the circumstances of this encounter. But especially, they revealed the consequences of the latter on your everyday life.
At the moment I picked the last card, I then saw clearly and I made the decision to write to you immediately because I had to warn you as quickly as possible Suzie! This encounter could provoke a chain reaction that would undeniably lead you to suffer from important financial losses.
All this would finish by making your present situation worse and this mustn’t happen. That’s why I suggest you ask me to proceed to the Dispersal of your seven chakras here.
By doing this, we would interrupt the phenomenon of the attraction between your signature of energy and that of the person coming to meet you. Without any reference marks, we would be able to prevent the latter and it’s so much for the better!
Your sincere Medium,
Chris

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Ariadnepersephonecloud · 24/12/2019 15:55

I think it's lovely that Chris doesn't want you to have an encounter which will lead to monetary loss, when surely if you encounter Chris.... Anyway thanks for sharing, this is amazing, I'm wondering if I try hard enough if I can possibly contact Chris tonight in my dreams. Could you ask him if he's heard from me tomorrow Grin

ouch321 · 24/12/2019 16:09

Please please please write a reply to him and tell us how he responds.
I'm sure we could help you draft it...
Could surely do with a smile...

Somanysocks · 24/12/2019 16:09

Your sincere Medium Grin. You have to give him 10/10 for imagination and persistence.

I get stuff through the post like this for the woman who had my house before I bought it 4 years ago. Used to just return to sender but it kept on coming so now reply with 'surely you must know she moved' etc Somehow the sources just aren't letting. them know. Xmas Grin

PsychicChris · 24/12/2019 16:23
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Singlebutmarried · 24/12/2019 16:33

Is he no longer your friend?

User1483098432 · 24/12/2019 16:35

Tell him that you're not comfortable with sending your bank details over the Internet but you will send them to him via dream tonight Xmas Grin

MitziK · 24/12/2019 16:37

His Oracle of Etteillia needs to get checked out by his doctor. Before he gets his seven Chakras dispersed right up it.

LouLou789 · 24/12/2019 16:47

And it’s definitely not copied and pasted AT ALL 🤣

SuzieSunshine · 24/12/2019 16:59

It's copied and pasted from my e-mail address that my devoted Medium sent it to!! Happy Christmas @LouLou789.

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MidnightCircus · 24/12/2019 17:01

He sounds great! I kinda feel this encounter should be written Encounter for full menacing effect. Least he's stopped worrying about you possibly being dead though

LouLou789 · 24/12/2019 17:12

@SuzieSunshine Sorry, I meant the psychic had definitely copied and pasted that same email to you and to many, many others, it wasn’t a comment about you. Sending you Christmas wishes too, and I am so glad that you have just been ignoring this ridiculous ploy. You’re right though, some might fall for it.

Jokie · 24/12/2019 17:17

This needs to go to Joe lycett. He'd be able to work with Chris properly in a way he understands

SuzieSunshine · 24/12/2019 17:26

No worries @LouLou789 - He has many 'devoted followers' that he tries to hoodwink on a daily basis!!

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ParkheadParadise · 24/12/2019 17:34

I think I know Chris's brother William.
Every day without fail I receive an e-mail from him.
But we have a connection, he can't understand why I haven't clicked on the video yet😂😂😂

Bobbindale · 24/12/2019 19:35

Why is his email making me read it in the style of Eminems Stan?

Equanimitas · 25/12/2019 00:08

All this would finish by making your present situation worse and this mustn’t happen. That’s why I suggest you ask me to proceed to the Dispersal of your seven chakras here

Surely if he's that worried about you, OP, he'd have just got on with dispersing the chakras? After all, he's a good, sincere person, he wouldn't want to do anything as sordid as waiting to be paid before saving you from the unthinkable?

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 27/12/2019 23:14

RockF

PanicAndRun · 27/12/2019 23:36

I would reply with

Dear Chris,

This is Suzie's mother/husband/best friend. I am sorry to inform you that Suzie has sadly passed away. It was very unexpected and only now have I had a chance to sort out her emails and reply to everyone.

Her death was a shock to us all and we still can't believe what and how it happened.Two weeks ago ....insert convoluted,gory, unbelievable story here, final destination style....

Bet you didn't see that one !

Yours truly,
Mary/John/Linda

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