Yesterday dp bought two tubs of ice cream to have with pancakes. 1 strawberries and cream, 1 peach Melba.
Even tho he doesn't like peaches. Or indeed Melba. Whatever the hell that is.
Anyways, we shared out around 2/3 of ice cream amongst the pancakes but I didn't have any ice cream or pancakes (( American style for anyone who cares ))
So tonight dp starts getting twitchy over the remaining ice cream in the freezer.
I informed him it was gone, down my neck to be precise. And very tasty it was too.
Apparently it was unfair to neck the ice cream entirely and I should have had half with half peach Melba. Because he doesn't like peach Melba. So that isn't fair.
I pointed out no.fucker really likes peach Melba. And thems the risks you takes when you piss about with ice cream flavours.
He's now gone off for a walk, probably via Morrisons so he can scoff a bag of Jaffa cake donuts to himself to spite me.
So who's unreasonable ? Me for scoffing all the decent ice cream or him for twatting about with ice cream flavours and expecting me to ration my pud ??!