I've just vomited and peed myself at the same time

[frostedviolets]

Oh dear.
I suppose that's advancing age and being female and three kids for you
😩

I once vomited with such force that I shat myself and ruined my slippers.

MrOnionsBumperRoller i apologize in advance, I had a giggle at that! I hope your stingy bottom had a swift recovery!

I doubt it is your advancing age, probably the result of the bug your family has had and you are now getting. I was on the toilet doing a s**t (which was very runny) and also needed to vomit. That could have been a disaster but there was a bucket next to the loo. Things happen sometimes which we can't control.

It may never happen again.

I do this often when my kidney is being an arsehole.

Those saying you don't have to put up with it, what do you mean exactly? My youngest is 10 and my pelvic floor is so weak. I thought it was too late as I hadn't done the exercises enough after childbirth.... Please tell me it is not too late!

Same here, I don’t open the flood gates for coughing, sneezing, laughing or jumping. If I vom though, fuck me it’s like a tidal wave of violent destruction! Even if I’ve just been to the loo! My bladder gets busy on churning up new juice for the flood gate at a slight heave.

Stress incontinence is really common both the regular and occasional variety. Happens to me if I have a coughing fit. Don't worry about it.

Sneezed 3 times on way to the loo this evening as I habe a cold..... couldn’t quite hold onto the wee on the last sneeze 😞

Need to do my pelvic floor muscles 😬

Nothing to be ashamed of, happens to us all at some stage. I use my bathroom bin liners to vomit into while I sit on the loo!!! No accidents this way

I’ve done this before a few times.

I do that every time I'm sick. I've had a few bouts of vomiting with my migraines recently & pissed down my legs each time.

Worst was in hospital with pneumonia & pleurisy. Managed to drag myself to loo, with drip stand. On the way I had a coughing fit & vomited, peed & started my period. But I was past the point of caring.

@ColouringPencils definitely not too late.

www.nhs.uk/common-health-questions/womens-health/what-are-pelvic-floor-exercises/

I did this in India, the most violent vomiting bug I have ever had! Was on my honeymoon... not the most romantic couple of days!!

Save money on your kegels.
Buy sex balls. They are a lot cheaper.
For a bit of pleasure, vibrating eggs can also be used for your muscles.

I'm genuinely shocked by what so many women deal with. I don't know whether this thread is in any way a representative sample of the wider population, but I had no idea that so many women suffer with stress incontinence.

I'm in my mid-forties and it wouldn't cross my mind to worry about wetting myself in any situation that's been mentioned. Then again I don't have children.

I do, however, have IBS. Which is fun.

@Runmybathforme I once vomited with such force that I shat myself and ruined my slippers.

Fucking hell, I've had another accident 😂

I think I weed myself a bit when I was sick even before I had a child. How much I weed myself depended on how sick I am and how much wee is in there!
I've never had the strongest bladder even before my child

I'm now crying while weeing!!!! 😂
@Runmybathforme that did me in

Anyhow, on a serious note, (taking deep breaths to stop cackling), anytime I have to vomit I sit on the loo with a basin on my knee. Saves ALL the accidents!

Also @frostedviolets be glad it wasn't vomiting and the scoots at the same time- Carnage!

This is me every day right now (8 weeks pregnant and throwing up a lot). I’ve taken to sitting on the loo and vomiting into a bucket when I need to throw up (if I can make it in time). My toddler was mortified for me this morning that I’d soaked my pjs throwing up into her potty downstairs! She said “never mind mummy, new trousers”

I was sick and shit myself once. It happens 😂

I did this when pregnant aaaall the time. Haven't thrown up much since but I think my pelvic floor recovered, although I do brace every time I sneeze, just in case.

Wow. Thankfully this has never happened to me. I didnt even know it was a thing!

" happens to us all at some stage."

Does it?

Well perhaps, but mid 50s, 2 kids & hasn't yet & I#m hoping not for a good while yet!