help WARNING: SPIDER PHOTO

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Do any of you know what spider this is?

I can't get it to show on camera but it has RED LEGS.

I made DP take the photo because I couldn't get close enough. Eek!

Spiders don't bother me much but that thing can fuck the fuck off

That is a bloody beast! Looks like a house spider

From what I can see, it looks like a normal hunter spider

Sorry I meant house spider!

Count your lucky fucking stars it’s on the outside and start sealing your windows shut .

Horrific.

Get the hose and slosh the beastie away.

Tbh who cares what beastie it is? Swim away wee man...

Think those ones eat starfish!

Just a spider. Common (but not Garden).

Eek - that's huge Never mind what it is - just make bloody sure it can't get in

It's one of these bad boys:en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_house_spider

I am a spider expert and know what you need to do.

Grab a spray bottle, add petrol.

Spray house

Light match

Run

Offer it a cup of tea.

Yeah, sorry, you need a new house.

Giant house spider.

Her name is Cornelia. She’s harmless but not armless

It’s the big fat chunky black ones with a white mark that looks like a skull on their back that you want to worry about. That one in that picture is nothing to worry about and in fact will do you a favour by catching flies/wasps. Leave it be.

This fucker was evicted last week...

Ohh for goodness sake. that's an itty bitty spider.

dont open if scared of spiders

I zoomed in to get a look at its little eyes were glowing at me!

This one scuttled across my lounge floor before appearing next to me a few days later.

Yeap we get them , giant house spider. Currently one residing in our bathroom makes an appearance every so often .I just let it be don't bother me .But if DC sees it cue screaming there bloody huge spider in the bathroom .

It's a standard spider. Leave it be. It can't hurt you and will avoid you at all costs.