Help settle an argument between me and DH

[Keepsmiling1]

Slightly lighthearted but can you settle this argument!

I haven't been feeling well the past few days - nothing serious just generally run down. This morning DH got up with the dog at 6am (stupid clocks!) and I stayed upstairs with DDs who got into bed with me. We all got up for breakfast then he decided to take them pumpkin picking to give me a chance to have a rest. He left about 10.30am and was home at 11.40am bringing me flowers and lunch for all of us.

After we'd eaten he made a treasure hunt for DDs and now he's about to carve the pumpkins with them. I thanked him and said I appreciated him letting me have a rest and he said he thinks he's been good today and deserves a blow job tonight.

He was partly joking and knows it's not going to happen but wanted me to put it to the Mumsnet jury to see if he was being unreasonable to expect one? As a side note, I will be taking the girls and dog out later so he can watch the football in peace.

Like I said, it is lighthearted and in no way is he going to be funny or anything for not getting one!

If semen is so good for sore throats, OP, hand him a cup and ask him to pop down to the kitchen and bring you up some to sip, with added honey, lemon and whisky. That will satisfy both of you.

Crikey, are blowjobs considered rare treats, that wives give to husbands on special occasions or when they’ve been good?
Some of the attitudes to sex on MN are both bizarre and entertaining.

The daft thing is, if he'd just carried on being a parent and supportive DH, you'd have probably just done it naturally when you were feeling better. This is what happens in normal relationships.

He's sort of ruined it now though.

He was joking. Maybe not too funny but that's how he meant it.