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To be a grown up and just call the hotel...

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Honeypie19 · 21/10/2019 10:09

So a few weeks ago I finally hooked up with an old friend, he was over from America and it was all planned where I would take him, lots of email exchanges about what we would be getting up to of the bedroom variety etc... this had been waiting to happen for quite a number of years.

Anyway he arrives, we book into our hotel, he produces a few toys to spice things up. 1 being a pair of vibrating pantiy things (yeah I know, I know, but they seemed like fun once id had a few drinks and he had the control). We stayed there 2 nights the moved onto an air b&b.

First day there I noticed the panties weren't with us, neither was the not tv remote control that I cant find - do I admit defeat or put on my big girl pants and call the hotel.

Im never gonna go back to the hotel, but the thought of having to go back in to collect my 'belongings" makes me cringe.

OP posts:
Ponoka7 · 21/10/2019 10:39

I'd write them off, personally.

AryaStarkWolf · 21/10/2019 10:40

are they a size 6? Shock

StartingAgainID · 21/10/2019 10:41

It it was a few weeks ago, they'll have been disposed of. Hotels won't keep stuff like that in the lost property box, surely?

northernknickers · 21/10/2019 10:52

Why the fuck would you want to contact the hotel???

Singlenotsingle · 21/10/2019 10:54

The hotel will have chucked the stuff away by now. Forget it.

PrestonNotHeston · 21/10/2019 10:55

They will already be in a landfill site, far far away, vibrating to their heart's content in the plastic bag the housekeeper placed them in with the tongs from the ice bucket.

Oysterbabe · 21/10/2019 10:57

They won't still have them.

Mrsjayy · 21/10/2019 10:58

Those will have been burned and the ashes buried [shock ] of course you dont phone the hotel to ask for used sex toys

isitxmasyet · 21/10/2019 11:00

Are you that desperate to get them back?!

Are you really going to pop in and collect them?

DifficultPifcultLemonDifficult · 21/10/2019 11:02

They will have been binned after a few weeks anyway.

Would you really use them again anyway?

GloriaMaximus · 21/10/2019 11:04

I think op is more concerned about the now tv remote..

DifficultPifcultLemonDifficult · 21/10/2019 11:06

less than £8

Beebeezed · 21/10/2019 11:08

Write them off OP

TheresWaldo · 21/10/2019 11:09

Maybe they are hiding under the shameful blanket ? Grin
Wink

SouthWestmom · 21/10/2019 11:09

Are we trying for Classics?

Mrsjayy · 21/10/2019 11:10

Argos or Amazon will sell now tv remotes!

P1nkHeartLovesCake · 21/10/2019 11:10

Just forget about them & pity the cleaners that found your worn vibrating pants

Mrsjayy · 21/10/2019 11:11

Maybe they are hiding under the shameful blanket

👏👏Grin

KatyCarrCan · 21/10/2019 11:12

I thought the remote was for the pants. I'm so confused and obviously had a sheltered life Grin

Mrsjayy · 21/10/2019 11:15

Perhaps the NOW remote is multi purpose ?

Oysterbabe · 21/10/2019 11:15

I thought the remote was for the pants. I'm so confused and obviously had a sheltered life

Me too!

MarianaMoatedGrange · 21/10/2019 11:17

are they a size 6? Grin Yeah OP of mystery knickers thread - do they vibrate?

I'm now imagining myself standing in a supermarket queue with my underwear buzzing madly.

Loftyswops988 · 21/10/2019 11:19

Something similar happened to me recently. Noticed about a day later. The hotel won't still have them. I used to work in a hotel and that is the kind of thing that goes straight in the bin i'm afraid.

Also, for something so cheap I would not be able to show my face for that haha

MorganKitten · 21/10/2019 11:19

If you want your own pair lovehoney or Ann summers has them

MarianaMoatedGrange · 21/10/2019 11:19

I'm sure I remember a comedy scene (not porn) involving a remote controlled vibrating sex thing. Or it went haywire in public suddenly?