To be a grown up and just call the hotel...

[Honeypie19]

So a few weeks ago I finally hooked up with an old friend, he was over from America and it was all planned where I would take him, lots of email exchanges about what we would be getting up to of the bedroom variety etc... this had been waiting to happen for quite a number of years.

Anyway he arrives, we book into our hotel, he produces a few toys to spice things up. 1 being a pair of vibrating pantiy things (yeah I know, I know, but they seemed like fun once id had a few drinks and he had the control). We stayed there 2 nights the moved onto an air b&b.

First day there I noticed the panties weren't with us, neither was the not tv remote control that I cant find - do I admit defeat or put on my big girl pants and call the hotel.

Im never gonna go back to the hotel, but the thought of having to go back in to collect my 'belongings" makes me cringe.

with the tongs from the ice bucket
😅

So remote controlled vibrating knickers and the remote have been left at the hotel.

They will have been binned.

Does the word ‘panties’ make anyone else cringe?

MarianaMoatedGrange this one? It's actually hilarious.

Is this a stealth boast about your shagging spree OP?

Yes yes YES!!! that's the one @DifficultPifcultLemonDifficult

Thanks!

I'm cringing at you thinking that your sex pants have been placed lovingly into lost property ready for your reunion as opposed to the reality of them: tossed straight into the bin upon discovery.

They'll be binned, surely.

I’m picturing a member of housekeeping running round the room screaming with the sex panties on her head while another operates the remote.

I dont think hotel cleaners get paid nearly enough if they have to deal with sex pants!

mariana was it Douglas and his electric sex pants from The IT Crowd? DAMN those sex pants!

Oh, sorry, cross post. Clearly sex pants are a rich seam of comedy gold...

This is such a non-profit I suspect hairy handedness.

Non PROBLEM.

This is such a non-profit I suspect hairy handedness

Well, whatever, it's brought smiles to faces on a Monday morning.

Preston I've watched many an IT episode but can't recall that one! I'll see if it's on YouTube.

PMSL!

@DifficultPifcultLemonDifficult

Your link takes you to a remote control.

I think you should definitely ring the hotel and ask for your vibrating Knickers back, you will their entertainment for the day

How on earth did your TV remote end up at the hotel?

The first two paragraphs weren't really necessary OP.
You left your (imaginary) keks in a hotel.

How on earth did your TV remote end up at the hotel?

She said the "not" TV remote, so presumably the remote control for the vibrating knickers?

aryastarkwolf

Oh not tv remote NOT now tv remote

I used to work in a hotel and I agree with pp, your kecks will be vibrating quietly to themselves in a big wheelie bin.

Just buy another pair.

Stealth boasting, much? Even had to throw in that he’s American because you thought we’d be even more jealous.

Although it sounds quite immature - “things we would be doing of the bedroom variety” are you too shy to say sex? And going back to the hotel to get your used sex toy is not “being a grown up”. It’s cheap and also naive to think that a hotel would keep that kind of lost property. The way the whole thing is written makes me think this is the first time you’ve had sex. These things will happen - things will get left in hotel rooms, and other places. It’s nothing new.