You can just go chong a dong you lil charmer you (Lunch Dramas)

[Amelia2000]

Previous thread here:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3714806-AIBU-over-non-paying-colleague-Lunch-dramas

As yet, still waiting for B to pay the remaining £11.

I think we need a Cheeky Fucker topic. So all these CF threads can stay in one place.
I realise I've read the thread but I just don't get them TBH. So much excitement and drama over absolutely bugger all 😂 The text angst is also sooooo drawn-out and painful. Just send a text or phone or something but just stop prolonging the drama.

Where's the fun in that, Djimino ?

But, for what it is worth, somethings do not keep to a nice linear route. Real life isnt always that simple.

I got called out for not giving enough updates whilst also being commended on my ability to string things along.

I'll just leave it there.

"No pennies no panini"

"No dong no chong"

Amelia DO Keep remembering and we will remind you that you never bloody agreed to be the bank of fucking cheekyfuckerland. Debts cleared and dollars up front. No Dolla No Deli.

Good luck getting the rest of the cash back I have a feeling you have a fight on your hands

Circulate an email saying that as 68% of the debt has been paid you can agree to the card being used for 68% of the team this friday - first come first served judged by when the money hits your account.

I've just recollected a cf of my own.

The one that orders doubles on every round but sticks to tap water on his?

We must all have one.

Same one expected to be driven to away games, with no contribution towards the petrol.

I could go on.....but I won't.

place marking

So good to have found the update. And at her making the effort to finally pay something but only a fraction!

Did you send the text by the way? And did she reply? Sorry if I missed that bit...

FYI gang I've taken this as my new username hashtag sorry not sorry

Is that you OP or someone else?

Chongadong

Don't mind me. Just settling in to see what she says when she comes in today.

Now this is a story all about how
My lunch got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, it won't take long
To tell you how I became engrossed in a thread called Chong a Dong 😁

@Doneanddone that’s what I was wondering too!?
If they OP is paying for something for them then the money is hers regardless of when the credit card is due to be paid.

I would continue to get the food for the payers, I would even ask the cheeky fucker what she wanted and then just not order it and when her food doesn’t come tell her that the shop obviously didn’t want to give her free food either as you told them you would pay for that sandwich at the end of the month

Im almost hoping this saga spills over into a third thread so that it can be titled im not your bank bitch

@SchadenfreudePersonified My horse doesn’t cost anything like that - she’s not on livery but it’s still only a few hundred a month 🙂

Waiting breathlessly for Cheeky Chonger to come into work today (OP said that HR said she was back today didn't she?)

No chong, no dong
No monies, no munchies
No sheets, no sarnies
No dollars, no deli
No cash, no chow
No dinero, no dine
No green, no grub
No lucre, no lunch
No nuggets, no nosebag
No bucks, no bread
...
(I may have overthought this)

BuzzShitbagBobbly
Just a tad.....
But, please continue. .. .

You have started my day off with a smile, at any rate.

Good luck today OP. Get her sorted!

Let the dong see the chong

No dough no dough
No lolly no lunchy
No moolah no munching!

Let the dong see the chong

@BuzzShitbagBobbly Oi you, you wait your bloody hurry! Some of us have been following this from the start and there’s a queue, you know.