To ask what your most memorable post is (not thread)

[Witchofzog]

Mine is a poster who when she was quite young was chased on the motorway late at night by a gang of men who drove dangerously, too close and who behaved in a threatening way. She was terrified and ended up pulling into some services which were deserted aside from a group of lorry drivers. Terrified and crying she screeched to a halt by them, unsure whether she was jumping from the frying pan into the fire. They turned out to be her saviours who chased the car away and escorted her back to her junction with her little car sandwiched between their huge lorries. She had the name of one of the drivers (Alf?) Who she said she thought of often who had been so kind to her and who had shared his thermos of tea with her that had been made by his wife.

I have just passed my driving test but this post stuck with me, even before driving was on my radar.

Anyone else?

[AGermFreeAdolescent]

Literally crying from the dolphins 😂😂

[Shannith]

Many or these, plus I loved the thread where a poster accidentally spray painted a pigeon.

A poster imagined they were one of his pigeony friends, "Paul, is that you?"

And the woman who found a dead cat that wasn't as it seemed. Both are in classics.

[Tink1990]

The single sentence "you absolute fanny of a woman" just cracked me up. I know it shouldnt have but still now, it makes me laugh!!

[CatsOnCatnip]

@spot102 I joined around then. I think I decided it was for me after reading that.

[Fabrichearts]

Mine was today on the thread about the smallness of an OP's partners penis. Someone said "4 inches?! I've had bigger lipsticks than that!"

Made me cry with laughter

[user1471592953]

The poster who had what she called ‘harvest pants’ because ‘all is safely gathered in’.

[UrsulaPandress]

I’M CANADIAN.

[Inebriati]

It was so good I saved it ;

''Tell me you've had worse. Walking home, the spoke of a man's umbrella knocked my wig off. Right by the traffic lights. Someone wound his window down to shout "I think you've dropped something, love".''
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3616233-this-is-my-most-embarrassing-moment-ever?msgid=87927012

[PumpkinKing]

My favourite was a post that referred to Mary Berry biting things with the side of her mouth and the poster said, "She looks like a cat eating a sausage"

Still makes me laugh

[Cakemadeoffruit]

Don't think I've ever actually laughed out loud at something on here before but I just have at punched lasagne!

[Magpie1976]

Boil in the vag still makes me laugh

[MsMustDoBetter]

The one where the title warns dog owners that they have 24 hours to "microwave their dogs". Still makes me lol.

[tinatsarina]

Boil in the vag as well for me

[PippiDeLena]

From the Sistine Chapel thread:

If you were my partner I'd limit our outings to Arndale centres and other heart-deadening places with Michael Buble on the headphones in case you caught a strain of La Traviata.

And

How did you deal with Dobby dying?

I literally cried.

[ReanimatedSGB]

While there were a fair few moments of comedy gold on the infamous Penis Beaker thread, my favourite was when a poster suggested that the OP's H's mates must all put their hands over their drinks whenever he goes to the pub.

[BadLad]

I think my favourite post of all time is on the thread about a colleague stealing the OP's drink from the fridge.

The advice is to "learn to drink it at room temperature".

[Shessobrave]

This.....

Apologies if I've crossed the line by sharing the username

[ChristinaMarlowe]

Post about Ballonz - References to Surrey with the memorable post, "Is that the Surrey with the fringe on top?" Genius. Still makes me smile. Or of course, "snapped and farted", but that's more the thread in general l

[GBroGal]

QueenMortificado: "Somebody's nicked my username" - followed by another (and another) QueenM saying "wasn't me", King, Prince, Queen Mum, Dukes, Duchesses

The whole Mortificado dynasty thread - it just took off and new family members kept popping up.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/2788166-Someone-has-nicked-my-username

[showmethegin]

Someone posted very recently asked about whether it would be ok to buy their DS a dolls house and some one replied

"Don't risk it OP

I bought my son a pram when he was four and now he's a paediatrician. It's all my fault"

😂

[GREATAUNT1]

Great thread Op & lovely story.

I couldn’t stop laughing at ‘You smell faintly botty’ Actually I thought I might’ve ruptured my throat, but upon googling I ain’t.

The post by Foxy & the rural area was riveting! I couldn’t put it down.

[Grambler]

The ones about lies you tell your children are always funny - especially the one about the noise pine martens make.

[ALongHardWinter]

'Boil in the vag' sticks in my mind. And I'll probably get flamed for bringing this one up again,but 'snapped and farted' gave me a real good laugh.

[Idontwanttotalk]

The thread about someone who lived in an apartment and they couldn't find the ironing board. They posted pictures so we could see what the apartment was like. It went on and on and some of the ideas for where it could be had DH and I laughing until tears were rolling down our faces and our faces ached.

I hope our ndn couldn't hear through the bedroom wall. God knows what she thought was going on.

[Idontwanttotalk]

From the dolphin thread:
"People are laughing already which makes me think they have seen only the tame dolphins but they are agreesiivd animals"

Response:
"That’s not why people are laughing love."