To ask what your most memorable post is (not thread)

[Witchofzog]

Mine is a poster who when she was quite young was chased on the motorway late at night by a gang of men who drove dangerously, too close and who behaved in a threatening way. She was terrified and ended up pulling into some services which were deserted aside from a group of lorry drivers. Terrified and crying she screeched to a halt by them, unsure whether she was jumping from the frying pan into the fire. They turned out to be her saviours who chased the car away and escorted her back to her junction with her little car sandwiched between their huge lorries. She had the name of one of the drivers (Alf?) Who she said she thought of often who had been so kind to her and who had shared his thermos of tea with her that had been made by his wife.

I have just passed my driving test but this post stuck with me, even before driving was on my radar.

Anyone else?

"Not now, Audrey!"

To some spammer who'd appeared in the middle of a rivetting CF/parking/gossip thread.

I've just remembered another one. A woman asked about a stroller suitable for a flight. She answered her own thread 5 years later with a recommendation

On the miraculous thread called something like 'Reality versus expectation' which can be found in Classics. It's full of joyous posts but my favourite was the dark haired poster who had a perm expecting glossy waves, the perm was tight leading her BIL to shout out 'Bloody hell, it's Colonel Gaddafi'.

I start laughing when I even think about it

the op was saying her dp didn't have any clean clothes and was asking her to sort it. a poster replied "do you have a vagina operated washing machine"

Cunty chops for the win, I'm howling! 😂

There was a post about a plate which was used for hair bobbles, had fallen down the back of the toilet cistern. The poster was asking how she could get it out.

Somebody suggested sex lube and a fish slice, and I almost pissed myself laughing.

Oh, oh, and "Are you in Scotland?"

To an OP about a woman in a wheelchair habitually being aggressive in the shopping centre.

(Turns out there was almost a rational explanation for the post, and poster was themselves in Scotland. It just... didn't quite come across.)

No no, "sex lube and a fish slice" was about something welded onto the hob.

I think gently heated ketchup got it off in the end. But yeah, it was the threadstarter's totally throwaway comment in the OP, something like: "I've tried sex lube and a fish slice, obviously, but no joy."

The OP worried about DC being fed badger and rice by her Ex husband at the Natural history museum.

My favourite post was years ago and one of the first I ever read on here. Some guy who fancied himself an expert in computers started a thread offering tech advice to the ladies of mn. One poster said that she always just banged away on the keyboard with her tits and hoped for the best.

That one on the thread about sexual choking where the woman was defending it and said
'my hubby says he loves the look of bliss on my face as I slowly pass out whilst hes strangling me'
I cant remember the exact wording because it was deleted by mods pretty quickly but... wow. That was dark... everyone on the thread was just like 'whaaaaaat?!?'

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the poster is currently upstairs asleep...

one learned to lock one's account before going to put the kettle on

ah I remember the tits on keyboard post. I have found the thread suddenly disappearing to the bottom of the page... accidental tit space bar incident.

The style and beauty thread for me too. The poster who ordered a leather jacket described herself as Suzi Quattro's fat nan

“Fuck of you spud cunt” was one of those posts that made me laugh for hours. I will try and find the thread because the whole thing is gold.

*Fuck OFF

ordered a leather jacket described herself as Suzi Quattro's fat nangrin

^^

Yeah that was hilarious. A fat match too. Some other comment about looking like Richard 3 Rd too. Poster was toss daily, haven't seen her around, name changed maybe?

northernsoullover that’s what I came on to say! The thread where Mumsnet ate itself.

And Cunty Chops too - crying

Oh that style & beauty thread had me howling. I'd love to read it again!

@PerkingFaintly ah maybe I got them mixed up. The bobble plate was a longggg time ago though, but sticks in my mind as one of the funniest threads I've followed

On one of the bad wedding behaviour ones, a man poked his finger through each sandwich in the buffet. Cracks me up just remembering reading it.

Aloha's post on the thread about the cartoonists drawing Allah. It was along the lines of "here's a picture of Allah: "

T-rexing in Asda (it was Asda wasn't it?!)

what ws the one about the husband disappearing down to the garden shed to do himself a mischief..did it involve sandpaper?

Sistine Chapel thread; now in Classics had me in tears 🤣🤣
Mexican house thief is astoundingily CFuckery