AIBU to ask a completely vague (lighthearted) question?

[Neome]

Something happened.

It was very bad and someone else's fault, possibly their child, possibly their MIL.

It may or may not have involved a flooded basement.

I've considered storming into school and confronting the head, changing the locks and baking again from scratch, gluten free. AIBU?

Dont want to give too many details as it could give you the faintest idea of what I'm on about be outing. Asking for a friend.

Why has no one suggested getting a cleaner?

And check 'hubster's' phone when he's asleep, obviously (if he ever checks yours though, that's abuse though!)

Don't answer the door or the phone. Fit a Ring doorbell and drink gin.

Seriously forget taking in ironing- what a waste of time

Did I mention matched betting? Just do that! Easy peasy. I make £10000 a day doing it.

And don't forget The Organised Mum Method!

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