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To not at all mind having diarrhoea!

46 replies

Loveoddthings · 03/10/2019 17:16

I’ve changed my name as this is a little... odd.

Am I alone in actually quite enjoying it when I suffer diarrhoea? As long as obviously not explosive and out & about.

But it’s not a fraction as awful as vomiting. And then lovely feeling of emptiness and flat tummy and a real clear out of the pipes.

Am I alone??

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NoSauce · 03/10/2019 17:17

💩💩💩

fluffymuggle · 03/10/2019 17:18

I’ve been suffering with severe HG for the past month straight and have been surviving on sips of juice. I would very much rather have chronic diarrhoea!

EssentialHummus · 03/10/2019 17:18

No, me neither. As long as it’s not accompanied by vomiting I’m fine.

Bluntness100 · 03/10/2019 17:18

Eh, what now?

TheQueef · 03/10/2019 17:20
Hmm Everyone loves a good shit. Odd thread.
Ohyesiam · 03/10/2019 17:20

How do you feel about headaches and in grown toenails op?

ghostyslovesheets · 03/10/2019 17:23

that's nice thanks for sharing

Countrylifeornot · 03/10/2019 17:24

Yes a good clear out now and again, providing it doesn't stop me from doing anything I really don't mind.

TheQueef · 03/10/2019 17:29

I've got an ingrowing toe nail.
Hurts like a bastard.
I've got pictures of anyone?

Apolloanddaphne · 03/10/2019 17:29

Y'what?

User12879923378 · 03/10/2019 17:31

Oh God no. Not being able to leave the loo for more than 10 mins at a stretch? Better than vomiting but hardly enjoyable. There are not enough YABU buttons for this.

Sleepyquest · 03/10/2019 17:32

I'd love diarrhoea right now! 34 weeks pregnant and properly backed up Sad

bumblenbean · 03/10/2019 17:34

It’s definitely better than puking but hardly enjoyable! I hate the panic of being caught short in public if you have no choice but to go out ... Blush

Dodoluded · 03/10/2019 17:36

Poo troll.

yulet · 03/10/2019 17:40

Hello poo troll. You old flirt.

TravelsWithChild · 03/10/2019 17:41

It's no fun being helplessly stuck on the loo while your hungry baby is screaming for you Sad

NoSauce · 03/10/2019 17:42

Oh come on now, you know we aren’t allowed to troll hunt GrinHmm

Historydweeb · 03/10/2019 17:45

I don't care if it's the poo troll or not. I absolutely love it 😂

NoSauce · 03/10/2019 17:48

I don't care if it's the poo troll or not. I absolutely love it 😂

You absolutely love what?

TheQueef · 03/10/2019 17:50

Anyone else's earworm I'm a scat man?

ThatssomebadhatHarry · 03/10/2019 18:59

Nah nothing beats the feeling of having a huge shit that is solid and just comes out easily with a ‘clean snap’.

BlueCornsihPixie · 03/10/2019 19:17

Who doesn't love a good old runny shit eh?

FoxFoxSierra · 03/10/2019 19:20

Wow the actual real poo troll? I've heard of you so many times but this is the first encounter I've had. You're like a legend on here! Grin

EssentialHummus · 03/10/2019 19:21

Oh God - it’s the poo troll??! They exist??! Grin

Velveteenfruitbowl · 03/10/2019 19:21

I much prefer vomiting. Nice sense of relief after purging but not as gross and easier to control.