Omg no! Diarrhoea is just awful.
I had my first run in with diarrhoea when I was 48.
prior to that, I thought it was just a few runny poos. No-one had told me about the excruciating cramps, the total inability to control it (it was as though my arse was sneezing), the all-consuming weakness (I had to helped to the bog, I could barely stand) and the anxiety that comes from being afraid to fart for weeks afterwards. I also had a high fever, over 41c, for quite a bit of the time. (Caveat: my diarrhoea was caused by campylobacter jejuni food poisoning, so may have been atypically severe).
About 2-2.5 years later I contracted norovirus, while staying at a friend's for the weekend. That was awful. While I was nowhere near as ill as I had been the first time, it was still awful, especially so as I was having to use someone else's bathroom. I will never forget sitting on the lav for what felt like hours, while throwing up into a bucket. I was too ill to drive home, and had to stay on an extra couple of days until I'd recovered enough to drive back from the midlands.
I'd far rather puke than have diarrhoea. As a migraine sufferer, I'm a dab hand at puking, having had loads of practice! And at least you can take a bowl or bucket to bed to be sick in, you can't shit in a bucket from a prone position!