Another Royal Wedding. AIBU to leave the country?

[TottieandMarchpane]

Anyone got an island to hold a republican festival on?

windygate
A Playmoland wedding 👰 🎩 👑

YES YES YES!
@SoMuchToBits

No doubt Meghan will announce another pregnancy at this one too.

I’ll join you on said island. It seems like a distraction from her father being part of a child sex trafficking ring!

Another waste of taxpayers money for some minor royal.

Spot the difference:

No doubt Meghan will announce another pregnancy at this one too.

Oh ffs. Does the Meghan bashing ever stop?

Given all the controversy around Andrew they'd do well to keep this one very low key.

But this particular branch of the RF seem to have even less sense than the others, so unlikely.

Somewhere, Princess Margaret is spitting tacks

And in the same place the Queen Mother is spitting even more..

Maybe this is the Yorks getting back at Megs for announcing her pregnancy at the last York wedding, and stealing the limelight - taking the attention from the Africa trip?

I can imagine David Dimbleby intoning 'and here.comes the bride' wearing a dress made by X being accompanied by her father, the sex offender and all round scumbag HRH Prince Andrew

😂😂😂😂

I do feel a bit bad for them as far as all the inevitable comment about Beatrice’ dad goes.

Fame’s a double edged sword if one of your parents is a reprobate.

This man was apparently engaged to another woman for 3 1/2 years, has a toddler with her and the timeline between the end of that relationship and the beginning of this one is rather questionable.

Now then now then let's get these timeline's sorted. So according to Hello magazine:

Beatrice, who split from her long-term love Dave Clark in 2016 after 10 years together, appeared with property developer Edoardo, who is known as Edo, at a Pitch@Palace event at St James's Palace in London, hosted by Andrew in June. The Princess is said to have begun dating Edoardo after meeting him again at Eugenie's wedding. Edoardo is the son of former Olympic skier Count Alessandro Mapelli Mozzi and Nikki Shale, is a count himself, and has been a friend of the Yorks for some time. Edoardo has a young son named Wolfie with ex-fiancee Dara Huang.

Princess Eugenie was married in October 2018. So Princess Beatrice has known her fiance for almost 12mths, stepped out with him in June 2019.

Do we have a source quoting the dates when her fiance spit with his ex-fiancee?

How old is Prince Edwards daughter?

Lady Louise is 16 - in gr 11 at St Mary's School Ascot. So it'll be quite a while before she walks down the aisle.

I really really liked Eugenie's dress though - it was stunning.
Loved the awkward moment with Sarah Ferguson being asked if she was the queen (or was it princess?) for all to hear.

It's going to be great to see if Andrew begs and pleads with TV stations with this wedding about having it televised live as he did with the last one.

Thing is, you might hate the Royals, but if they weren't there then that almight fuck-up that is Boris Johnson would be the head of state.

That just doesn't bear thinking about.

Fame’s a double edged sword if one of your parents is a reprobate

Ain't that the truth ...

Thing is, you might hate the Royals, but if they weren't there then that almight fuck-up that is Boris Johnson would be the head of state.

But not permanently. Win.

We have Charles coming up behind the Queen. I wouldn't be so sanguine about him.

They always seem to marry a property tycoon or a banker.

Except for Zara obviously!

Personally I love a royal wedding. Her sisters dress was lovely, I imagine she’ll go for something traditional too.

It's going to be great to see if Andrew begs and pleads with TV stations with this wedding about having it televised live as he did with the last one

Given that the media almost certainly have more on him than has yet been released, I'd love to be a fly on that particular wall

Edoardo has a young son named Wolfie with ex-fiancee Dara Huang.

Clearly not fans of Citizen Smith.

I don't tend to watch any televised weddings. We were in St Lucia, WiFi/internet free when Charles and Camilla got married. On the flight home the pilot announced that as we had missed the wedding they would be playing it on the inflight entertainment… on a loop.

No doubt Meghan will announce another pregnancy at this one too

Oh I hope so and Kate too...just think, the more children they have, the further down the line of succession Beatrice and Eugenie go!

I read that he was a long-standing family friend - but that when they started dating he was still living with the mother of his child.

Oh no @nononever See? They all just assume that everybody else is as interested as they are.