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Sir James Talbot tackles Mrs. Jack Maynard's Displaced Organ

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QuaterMiss · 02/08/2019 18:17

Would I be unreasonable to initiate legal proceedings against this man?

Previous thread here:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3624032-Not-to-have-realised-until-now-that-Joey-Maynard-s-displaced-organ-was-a-prolapse?

With thanks to Jemima232 for rifling through Sir James’ archives to supply the title of this one.

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Papergirl1968 · 13/08/2019 22:09

Just finished Reunion and Joey says Reg has spoken to her and jack about 16-year-old Len. Reg is nearly 26 at this point and as someone said upthread, they first met when Len was four. Shock
The romance between Grizel and Neil seemed to move very fast. They met on board a cargo ship but Grizel gave him the cold shoulder for most of the journey, then, conveniently being a doctor, he came to her rescue in Switzerland. They’d never been for a meal or to the cinema or had anything approaching a normal courtship though. A bit like jack and jo, with Reg and Len following a similar pattern.
And yes, I also thought Grizel was pronounced to rhyme with drizzle and thought what an awful name it was, but like a pp said, Grizel herself says it’s Griz-elle.

Lonelykettleshed · 13/08/2019 22:34

Papergirl, I still pronounce Grizel to rhyme with drizzle in my head. You don't want to think about how I thought Hermione was pronounced when I first saw that written down (as an adult).

QuaterMiss · 13/08/2019 22:41

@funnelfanjo - Sorry I didn’t see your query, and very kind offer, until now. Are you sure you want to put yourself to so much trouble? (But perhaps you don’t type with two fingers like me?)

It doesn’t look as if anyone else has a copy and is volunteering ...

I finished Coming of Age earlier and am now enjoying Richenda’s first few days in Switzerland.

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Papergirl1968 · 13/08/2019 22:48

Hermy-own, Lonelykettleshed? I don’t think I’d ever heard it till Harry Potter. And then I thought it was pronounced Her-mean. I actually do know of a Her-mean - Hermine - now, who regularly gets called Hermione.
I’m on to Ruey Richardson, Chaletian.
But is that Char-Lation to rhyme with nation or Charlotte-Ian, do we think?

Anothertempusername · 13/08/2019 23:08

@Parker231 would it be possible to have the Dropbox details please? CakeThanks

Aroundtheworldin80moves · 13/08/2019 23:09

Cha-ley-ee-an? (My phonetic spelling is rubbish).

funnelfanjo · 14/08/2019 08:41

@QuaterMiss I don’t mind, I see it as Doing My Bit as I’ve had so much enjoyment from reading the fruits of everyone else’s efforts. I can touch type and I have an ok typing speed. Plus I’ve discovered the dictate function for when my hands get tired, although what it makes of people names is quite funny.

I can do a couple of chapters a day (after prep), and I’ll pass on to @Parker231 in doc and kindle formats.

QuaterMiss · 14/08/2019 15:05

So, I’m delighted to say that Richenda is excellent. Which is fitting as, being the one in which Sir JT discovers Joey’s ‘displaced organ’, it has provided both title and theme for these threads. (Though I’m grateful to the kind poster who offered a more plausible reason for said medical condition on the first thread.)

All the characters are sharply and colourfully drawn. (I’ve found myself, oddly enough, more outraged at EBD’s alienating descriptions of Swiss villagers than I ever was about her of-the-time racist writing. I guess I’m inured to the latter but had forgotten the former.) And there were what seemed to be a large number of characters, really deftly handled. It gave the feeling of life rolling on, rather than being simply a series of dramatic incidents.

Small quibble over whether Richenda’s Nanny would have had a passport available for an urgent trip (particularly since Richenda herself had never been abroad). But, perhaps combined with stupid Wagner on the radio, one chapter almost made me cry.

One of the best of this summer’s re-readings!

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haggisaggis · 14/08/2019 15:18

I would love the dropbox link too. I did have the one drive details ages ago, and discovered I do still have a lot of the books saved to Calibre but I'm missing a few so would be most grateful! (I had nearly the full set in hardback at one time, but while I was at uni the radiator in my bedroom leaked and they got wet and my dad threw them out!!)

QuaterMiss · 14/08/2019 15:34

Your dad needs one of Joey’s talkings-to, haggis!

Re displaced organs - Joey is now, in Trials expecting a baby in July. Given that she received her diagnosis and surgery the previous November it would seem that she became pregnant during her second honeymoon straight afterwards. So wasn’t simultaneously ‘displaced’ and pregnant.

I don’t know why this matters to me. Hmm

Oh yes - it’s because otherwise Sir JT would have been guilty of performing wholly unnecessary surgery on a pregnant woman. Which would make me rather Angry.

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Aroundtheworldin80moves · 14/08/2019 15:58

Was it Richenda that was squirted with acid at the dentist (by a little hooligan?)

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 14/08/2019 16:05

Yes, it was, @Aroundtheworldin80moves.

Papergirl1968 · 14/08/2019 16:51

I get Ruey and Richenda mixed up. I thought I’d read Ruey, but having started it, I definitely haven’t. I’m on holiday so can indulge myself. Happy days!

cerys · 14/08/2019 18:29

I’ve just started another one (Summer Term?) and Joey has acquired another ward, Erica Jane. They’ve been in a train crash and from that they’ve adopted a toddler Shock

QuaterMiss · 14/08/2019 18:36

Heavens - I don’t even recall that title, cerys! Guess I’ll have to read it, to find out if I’ve read it ... Confused

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Lonelykettleshed · 14/08/2019 18:41

Paper, Her-my-own-eeeeee

cerys · 14/08/2019 20:55

@QuaterMiss

It’s a later one and about the School’s Silver Jubilee. I’d never read any of the later ones when I was young so this has been smashing (forbidden slang, I’ll take an order mark)

QuaterMiss · 14/08/2019 21:55

Yes, I located it in the CS synopses. Thing is, several of the Armada covers look vaguely similar, so it’s hard to distinguish the read from the un-read in my memory ...

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MarieVanGoethem · 15/08/2019 00:22

Am feeling a singular failure as a CS girl as am in hospital AGAIN & yet still sans lump of comfort (surely a lump of comfort would have to be solid, gases & liquids not generally being known for ability form lumps?) - where am I going wrong mes amies?

QuaterMiss · 15/08/2019 06:29

Surely your hospital is stuffed full of doctors? (The only EBD approved solid lump comfort.)

You can’t be trying hard enough, Marie.

This time you must be more determined. Here are some tips:

Regardless of medical impedimenta, ensure that you race to a splashery at least every 15 minutes to comb your mass of unruly curls, straighten your immaculate cream blouse (I hope you have French fingers) and (assuming you have attained VIa or b) apply a swift dab of powder to your perfect nose.

Make sure potential solid lumps see you bossing members of lower forms - with a determined tilt of your chin.

Every time a solid lump hoves into view fall from a great height. This only works if they catch you - so plan carefully.

It’s easy! I guarantee that within two weeks the entire school/ hospital/ thread will be shopping for your wedding present. Flowers

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MarieVanGoethem · 15/08/2019 08:48

Hospital = positively overrun with doctors. Am indeed quite shocking failure.

Suspect rushing to splashery that often might result in being checked for UTI rather than attracting a SLOC. I actually do have a comb as well as a brush; & my hair certainly has a propensity for unruliness, but rudely hasn’t gone curly for years (time for a serious head injury?)... erm, do we think the Harry Potter pyjamas might be issue then? Or is it my fingers (& the rest of me, to be clear) being the wrong nationality?

Keep thinking I should find out if they’ll let me volunteer with the hospital Scouts & Guides while I’m admitted (& well enough). Who knew it could have such a helpful additional application. (Suspect answer would be HUGELY unreasonable no. So unimaginative...)

Falling I can do. Am an expert at that. So much so that I have a label above my bed announcing this fact. How to work in the “from height; & with guarantee of being fielded by Potential SLOC” requires, as you say, careful planning...

(Giggling to myself like total idiot just now. Looks totally normal. Yes.)

Papergirl1968 · 15/08/2019 22:33

There’s an article in the Daily Mail today (Thursday) about kids returning to boarding school in the 1950s full of authentic photos of girls in berets clutching lacrosse sticks. I can’t link but it’s worth a look

Squirrel26 · 16/08/2019 10:11

I imagine if Nanny didn’t have a passport Jack or Jem or someone equally Important Had A Word with someone and made it possible for her to travel without one. Don’t you know they were DOCTORS? And associated with the CHALET SCHOOL?

I’m not a massive fan of Summer Term. Too many improbable coincidences even for CS standards, and Erica annoys me, with her continual falling into and over things.

QuaterMiss · 16/08/2019 15:34

Leader just finished. Not bad - a B+ maybe.

Every day this week I have resolved to put down my phone and get on with stuff. It’s been a washout so far. So I might as well just plunge into Summer Term and determine to do better next week ...

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Jemima232 · 16/08/2019 16:32

Oh yes - it’s because otherwise Sir JT would have been guilty of performing wholly unnecessary surgery on a pregnant woman

He would have been more than capable of that, judging by his idiotic book Kitchen Table Gynaecology - Sir James Advises You

It is not necessary for me to tell you that I refused to publish that, too.