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Federer

52 replies

ssd · 14/07/2019 18:23

He's played over 4 hours of tennis and he still looks like he'd shag you all night

Digh

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ssd · 14/07/2019 18:24

SIGH

Can't even think straight watching this 😂😂

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LakieLady · 14/07/2019 18:29

Isn't he just fantastic?

Bloody love the man.

ConorMcGregorsChin · 14/07/2019 18:31

Haha. YADNBU

He is a thing of pure wonder and beauty.

EdWinchester · 14/07/2019 18:31

I've stopped watching as I'm too stressed. Has he won yet?

Hadalifeonce · 14/07/2019 18:33

9 all in final set, held my breath when her served for hte match

ssd · 14/07/2019 18:35

Kate is sitting right behind him, bet she put on her sunglasses to get a good look at his arse Grin

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HouseworkAvoider10 · 14/07/2019 18:36

I hope he wins,

It is alleged that he is very deeply closeted, so your chances may be reduced somewhat.

Likethebattle · 14/07/2019 18:37

Ooh taps aff!

jonesyyy · 14/07/2019 18:38

Hardly broken a sweat!

SummerHouse · 14/07/2019 18:39

very deeply closeted

What is this please?

It sounds exciting!

TokyoSushi · 14/07/2019 18:39

Love him!! 😍

Knitwit99 · 14/07/2019 18:40

I actually don't care any more who wins, I just want it to be over. I would rather have Djokovic, there's something soft about Federer's face I don't like. And not keen on his headband.

ssd · 14/07/2019 18:40

Taps aff indeed!!!
Wouldn't mind being stuck in a closet with him.
And I haven't fancied anyone in about 15 years....

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SummerHouse · 14/07/2019 18:41

I am not 100% sure that it is ok to objectify this beautiful angel. It's like perving over Jesus.

UrsulaPandress · 14/07/2019 18:42

Deeply closeted?

Actually I wouldn't be surprised.

Even the umpire is losing it!

mumsiedarlingrevolta · 14/07/2019 18:42

He's played over 4 hours of tennis and he still looks like he'd shag you all night

absolute fanny gallops

Whowouldsaysuchathing · 14/07/2019 18:44

Why do some people feel the need to speculate that every male celeb is closeted? Hmm His sexuality is nobody else’s business, surely.

Hadalifeonce · 14/07/2019 18:44

I have a bad feeling about this game!

Hadalifeonce · 14/07/2019 18:44

Hope I'm wrong

Pipandmum · 14/07/2019 18:44

I don’t recall either of them having a bathroom break? Talk about control!

ssd · 14/07/2019 18:45

Whowouldsaysuchathing, who cares. Let them speculate. He's all man to me.

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Hadalifeonce · 14/07/2019 18:45

Phew

UrsulaPandress · 14/07/2019 18:46

Roger has left the court twice.

ssd · 14/07/2019 18:47

I like djokovic too and I don't mind who wins, they're both brilliant.
But Federer is striding round that court and it's doing something to me 😁

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TipseyTorvey · 14/07/2019 18:48

I've touched him so there!

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