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Federer

52 replies

ssd · 14/07/2019 18:23

He's played over 4 hours of tennis and he still looks like he'd shag you all night

Digh

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HalleLouja · 14/07/2019 18:52

Definitely team Djokovic here. Federer really does nothing for me.

Pipandmum · 14/07/2019 18:52

@UrsulaPandress phew! Must have been when I went too. And the umpire?

Missing the point entirely...

Likethebattle · 14/07/2019 18:54

Got to admit the both have fabulous arses in those shorts. Like two boiled eggs in s handkerchief!

chrislilleyswig · 14/07/2019 18:54

I don't think he's good looking, but he is very, very cool

I'm loving this match, but I need to go out. I don't mind who wins.

TatianaLarina · 14/07/2019 18:54

You’d never need to worry about his staying power for sure.

ChocChocButtons · 14/07/2019 18:55

He’s a brilliant tennis player! Nice man too. My friend interviewed to be his nanny.

chrislilleyswig · 14/07/2019 18:56

I've had my pic taken with him. He was very pleasant and very fragrant

MissMooMoo · 14/07/2019 18:58

I am rooting for Djokovic, DH for Fed.
We are watching on a screen on court 2 at wimbledon,the atmosphere is intense!

I have never been a huge Roger fan for some reason but I can appreciate how great he is at the game.

brotown · 14/07/2019 18:58

He’s not human, he never even breaks a sweat

MLMhun · 14/07/2019 19:01

My ex GP (I moved house) looked just like him, I was always in a tizz at a visit.

ssd · 14/07/2019 19:02

I'm now rooting for Djokovic, I always support the underdog...
But I fancy Federer more.

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katycb · 14/07/2019 19:06

He has also fathered 2 sets of twins so is all man to me...(that's what I tell my OH..who has also had 2 sets of twins just to wind him up 😂😍)

Cacaca · 14/07/2019 19:09

Delighted! Cannot stand the man - Novak all the way!

ScabbyHorse · 14/07/2019 19:09

I'd give him one.

onalongsabbatical · 14/07/2019 19:10

Well done Djok!

ssd · 14/07/2019 19:12

What a game

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ssd · 14/07/2019 19:15

Get your hands off him Kate...

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Tallgreenbottle · 14/07/2019 19:15

Djokovic all the way. He can grandslam me anytime he wants 😥 😂

positivepixie · 14/07/2019 19:16

Kate having a good old grope there...

Ohnotanothernamechange · 14/07/2019 19:17

Sue Barker has always annoyed the fuck out of me.

FatThor · 14/07/2019 19:19

That last shot though, what a way to go out 😂 My teenagers tell me it's already a meme Grin

CallMeCarolDanvers · 14/07/2019 19:19

Kate is definitely mates with or into Federer. They practically.cuddled. Djokovic basically got "well done here's your trophy bye" Grin Poor Federer doesn't look like he'll be doing much of anything except lying in an ice bath for a few days. His stamina failed him in the end.

onalongsabbatical · 14/07/2019 19:20

He just thanked his dad and not his mum, I'm cross with him now. Djok that is.

happyhillock · 14/07/2019 19:21

Well done Novak, what a final SmileSmile

ssd · 14/07/2019 19:22

He thanked both parents he said thank you guys

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