To hate the MN phrase....

[ShatteredBrianne]

"OK, I'll bite" ?

It's one of those mysterious MN phrases that no one would use in real life. It sounds so pompous. The question wasnt aimed directly at you, Sharon!

Just eff off with your biting.

Naice

😂😂 when the ultimate insult comes and someone calls another "goady" hahaha it's not a word I've ever heard in real life. Is it a real word or a mn thing?

That's the spirit Pinkie. Some right silly phrases chucked about on MN.

Wonder why everyone is so triggered tonight. Going off on tangents about sexism and what not. Its aibu, not life or death

somebody sniffs, 'Well, you all sound delightful.'

I quite like it (although don't use it!) as it's bitchy yet understated. I picture them in a cardie surveying a corpse strewn room and just tutting in disapproval at the mess.

"Did you mean to be so rude?"

Why yes I did.

I hate the use of "baby", instead of "the baby". "Feed baby", "put baby to sleep". It really fucks me off. I've no bloody idea why it annoys me so much

Did you mean to sound so rude?

Alright Claire

Out of curiosity how does one pronounce "naice"?

My head automatically reads it in a northern Irish accent. Don't know why

"Well aren't you goody".........."quite"

The ultimate elitist comment after hours of bitchfighting on mn!

"Goady" not "goody" lol hahaha

I hate it when someone writes ‘rant over’ makes me cringe.

I'm Brianne and so's my wife

My absolute favourite is "op you sound unhinged" fuck off.

rant over

discuss

And anything to do with ,I have a spare grip for you op, you should stop past the grip shop on your way etc

Makes me cringe.

I miss the good old days of being incandescent with rage though 😂

I like when someone says something pretty mild and reasonable and follows it up with

or

I've read threads where people are fantasising about fucking Jacob Rees Mogg. If that's not unhinged I don't know what is!

It is a fishing phrase. When the fish are biting they take the hook and get reeled in.

That IS unhinged Pinkie, I'm talking about the, 'AIBU to tell the postman to not ring my doorbell before 4pm as baby is sleeping and I am trying to sleep when he sleeps, it makes me so angry when he rocks up rings the bell and wakes up Tarquin'

"Op you sound unhinged"

I think people are very common on MN when they say 'SAT' instead of 'SITTING'.

Common as muck.

“Little one”

Child/DS/DD/baby are all shorter and quicker to type. Hate “little one”

I also hate it when the AIBUs are so obvious.

My neighbour strangles puppies in their garden for fun, deals heroin, but gets the packages sent to my house and shoots me and my dc with a BB gun when we are innocently playing in the garden. AIBU to think they aren't very nice people?

Like anyone would disagree with that.

Or the other kid of thread - a man came and kicked me today and called me a cunt because I accidently took the parking space he wanted.

Reply- sounds like he has a brain tumour

Give them a look and say "did you mean to be so rude". And get laughed at... Yeah cheers for that mn

I know the origins of the phrase. Just sounds silly on a forum.

Fucking JRM? Definitely unhinged 🤢

Or the threads where OP is the bestest mum with the bestest kids and everyone else is just utter shit

Yes DifficultLemon - the other one on here is the guy is a twat. Someone pipes up "could he be depressed/autistic/other"?

He could simply be a twat