To say that my family will starve in the gutter

[LordScamperdale]

Before I buy bloody funeral insurance from that prat who grows too many parsnips!

I don't care how much it costs to bury/burn me, I'm not giving any money to any insurance company (can't even remember it's name) that is responsible for such shit.

Possibly I watch too much daytime TV.

Huh?

In the words of Manuel,
"Que"

You've clearly not seen the TV ad (which is on constantly).

No need for anyone to starve.

You could free up some money from your home with the Sun Life Equity Release plan.

Funeral cover is important.

I think he and June are getting it in and the parsnips are just a ruse.

God I remember seeing this advert as an inpatient in a psych unit and thinking what a good idea 😳

He's way too keen to give June his parsnip if you ask me.

So don't. Put some money aside, after you've looked into how much a funeral / burial / cremation costs.

And find something else to do in the daytime, you have too much time on your hands

June's definitely not to be trusted. She's a right femme fatale. They're just waiting for his wife to die so they can run off into the sunset with the insurance money and enjoy parsnips three ways.

Omzlas, maybe you could save up for a sense of humour?

I think Omslas might not be getting any parsnip.

You've clearly not seen the TV ad (which is on constantly).

During the day presumably?

They're a rip off anyway, they only payout a grand or something. Are there actually any who would cover the cost of a funeral?

Probably better to have a plan direct with a funeral place and even then they don't tell you about any extras they add on when the time comes.

June is after him, you can tell. Even the grown kid answering say's "it's June Dad" In a way that says, I wish she'd bloody go home.

If I were parsnip guy's DW I would be posting on MN about his keen, and frequent, meetings with June!

I bet June goes like the clappers! 😂😂

There’s a prat who’s grow too many parsnips?
And instead of flogging parsnips, he’s trying to shift funeral insurance?
I don’t know what to do with this information.....
I would definitely rather buy some parsnips than any funeral insurance

Who even watches adverts these days? I watch nothing unless I can fast forward through that crap.

DIRect cremation ~1.7k
Donation of body to medical school ...free if they will have you
SAve £4 a week for 10 years if you want

They are making bloody parsnip jam now that Parky has buggered off with his free pen!

Funeral cover is important.

Not always.

Donate your body to medical research. They'll cremate you when they've finished, costs nothing at all

June charges by the half-hour (in parsnips)

It’s not just June though , he’s got another woman at the garden centre who has just come from a lovely funeral that was paid for out of the dead woman’s over 50s plan .

Look at this one! June has hot over-50 competition.