To ask if anyone else stores 'finds' in unconventional places on their body?

[Fluffybread]

So today it is blooming boiling. I've just had a quick shower to freshen up lather my stinky body in Imperial Leather mermazing shower gel.

Earlier today, I was wearing a dress today with no pockets (the horror!) when I found a £2 in my 4 year old's room when tidying. My 4 year old definitely does not need any money, certainly not £2, so in the words of Burglar Bill, I thought, "I'll have that!". However, as I had no pockets, I decided to shove said coin inside my brasserie for 'safe keeping and then put it in my purse once I'd finished tidying.

Fast forward a few hours, and I've just stepped into the shower. Washed my legs, bum, tum, working my way up my body, then started washing under my bosom... when I felt something strange underneath one of my melons - in that split second my mind thought a thousand thoughts, what was this hard, round lump? And then the lump disappeared, plonk, splash, into the shower tray below me and I realised the £2 coin I rescued earlier had been stuck to my sweaty underboob.

AIBU to ask if any of you store bits in your melon cradle and then find them hours later stuck to you? Please tell me you all do so I don't feel a tit!!!

Mostly crumbs if I’m honest. If I’m lucky I’ll find a nearly whole crisp.

Often store my hardback books between my toes.

I regularly make it rain popcorn when I’m undressing at home after a cinema trip.

Sustainable snack storage.

I don't store intentionally but had a Chinese for tea and found some crispy seaweed an hour or so later...

I’m still breastfeeding a 18 month old who loves playground sandpits and the beach. I therefore always have sand everywhere, but interestingly in my cleavage too

I would LOVE norks large enough for such things! I've recently stopped bf after 2 years, and my lovely B/Cs have shrunk to a miserly A

But I do still stash random things down my bra, like keys/cash when out for a run.

A couple of years ago we were on a night out in Paris and it was stupidly hot. My watch was irritating my wrist where I was sweating so I took it off and stashed it in my bra as I had no bag with me.

I forgot all about it until it dropped out in the shower the next day

Toast. There are always toast crumbs hidden between the girls for a possible emergency situation.

I shove coins in my bra that I find while tidying which I am allergic to, so end up with perfect bright red circles, plus train tickets, debit card and phone.. Though those I tuck top left under the strap. My great aunt of formidable norkage born in 1901 used to keep her entire purse down the front ... And I will pop a folded note in my shoe when I go out works do etc "just in case".
Just realised have put passport top left twice this weekend while travelling. Never looking for it in queues!!!

Money, credit cards, my phone, hair bobbles, random stuff I've picked up off the floor and my house key

I put my shopping list in my bra when I go out, so I don't forget where it is.
One day, in the shop I went to get it out and it was gone...

Bags for the dog poo usually.

When I worked in a bank a customer paid in £2k that she pulled out from her bra. Was in 20s so bulkier than if it was in 50s!

Then I had to count it!

You are being very unreasonable to refer to melons & melon cradles ... 🙄

I thought I’d developed a series of large dark moles on my cleavage overnight. Panicked I rubbed one - chocolate - fry’s cream the night before. Felt relieved and a porker simultaneously.

I went for a run with my dog the other day, came home, bra off pyjamas on (couldn't be arsed to shower, hadn't made that much effort). Shower next morning, dog poo bag still attached to breast!! I'd shoved a couple down there as no pockets but to still have one on tit after a full nights sleep??

Car keys hooked by a caribina to my bra strap and keys tucked into cup. Prevents any risk of them falling from my pockets on rough ground. Pooh bags obviously, if I’m somewhere that means I need to pick up.
I used to tell my son to pop £20 emergency cash in his sock whenever he went out. He had a habit of losing his wallet.
I put pens in my hair when I’m working. Saves hunting around for them.

Shower next morning, dog poo bag still attached to breast!!

Full?

Oh god I’ve found my phone,keys,lipstick,cash card,money,dummies and crumbs down there
My sis in law once found a large prawn in there-impressive seeing as she hates prawns....

I found a trolley token stuck to my sweaty boob the other day. Shoved it in my bra after shopping and totally forgot

Lipstick and phone usually. No longer store tampons in my bra because of mooncup usage.

I was once under the duvet with a very attractive young man and my hand bruised against 10p stuck to his arse cheek laughed for ages... it’s a fun memory

Brushed not bruised lol

@Newmomof1 did you eat it though after you'd found it??

Sad story warning: my friend always shoved her phone down her bra when riding, we all did. She got breast cancer which started exactly where she put her phone. I'm afraid she died when it progressed to her lungs. I'm no scientist, but I'll never put my phone there again.

Nowadays, I usually have a ridiculous amount of hay down my cleavage.