To ask if anyone else stores 'finds' in unconventional places on their body?

[Fluffybread]

So today it is blooming boiling. I've just had a quick shower to freshen up lather my stinky body in Imperial Leather mermazing shower gel.

Earlier today, I was wearing a dress today with no pockets (the horror!) when I found a £2 in my 4 year old's room when tidying. My 4 year old definitely does not need any money, certainly not £2, so in the words of Burglar Bill, I thought, "I'll have that!". However, as I had no pockets, I decided to shove said coin inside my brasserie for 'safe keeping and then put it in my purse once I'd finished tidying.

Fast forward a few hours, and I've just stepped into the shower. Washed my legs, bum, tum, working my way up my body, then started washing under my bosom... when I felt something strange underneath one of my melons - in that split second my mind thought a thousand thoughts, what was this hard, round lump? And then the lump disappeared, plonk, splash, into the shower tray below me and I realised the £2 coin I rescued earlier had been stuck to my sweaty underboob.

AIBU to ask if any of you store bits in your melon cradle and then find them hours later stuck to you? Please tell me you all do so I don't feel a tit!!!

I often have tissues and poo bags in my bra. I've also discovered that if I'm at home and braless then I can actually carry my phone securely under a boob. I wasn't sure whether to mourn my loss of perky breasts or to actually be quite proud I was able to do this.

My lovely grandma used to keep folds of notes down her bra, on the grounds that no robber would be interested in checking. That was all fine, except for the rummaging when she got to the till at the shops.

Cold hard a WHOLE CRISP 😂😂😂😂

In my younger days one of the girls I went out with in my clubbing group, wasn't large of nork but had a bra capacity so voluminous it is still discussed 20 years later.

She once managed to smuggle 4 bottles of beer AND a 3/4 full pint glass of lager between clubs.

To this day I don't know how she did it.

I see her on Facebook all grown-up and sensible and it never fails to bring a smile to my face.

You are all BU not to have noticed the unintentional? 'feel a tit' play on words at the end of the OP!

wow! A new storage solution staring me in the face! (apart from mob phone after sad story ). Who knew?! I always pick up handy tips (or should I say "handy tits") on mn.

I’ve never understood how people have room to stash things in their bras - isn’t it uncomfortable? Or do you all just wear baggy bras? I’m a 34E and have never been able to do it...

This is really grim but I went to the loo after a night out and found bitten off fingernails in my jeans courtesy of the local drunk.
Apparently there was a gap between my back and the back of my jeans.
He wouldn't be able to do it now so I guess there are some benefits to being chubbier.

@Gardai I've often woken with "random brown" on my melons. I do love my bedtime Cadburys.

I've never stashed anything in my bra other than my breasts. Unlike most i also have congenital symmastia so don't really have a cleavage to stuff things between despite being a C/D cup.

I love finding tasty crumbs, sesame seeds are my favourite!

I do take the card out to pay but I might try swiping my boob in future!

A large amount of garden bits after hedge cutting, OH was fascinated as I constantlyput my fingers inside my t-shirt and removed another bit of tree!

I keep christmas decorations under my bottom lip.

My bra makes up for lack of pockets. Am 36H cup so can fit my phone, purse and keys in there without any trouble.

If I go for a night out I always keep my house keys in one side and a tenner in the other in case I get pickpocketed.

Best discovery was a roll of dog poo bags that I'd stuck in there one morning, when walking the dogs before work.

I also keep pens in my hair. It's usually in a bun or ponytail and I stick a couple in like chopsticks.

Here's the male version: Roald Dahl's Mr Twit, who never really went hungry, as he was always able to find a tasty morsel here and there.

If I have no pockets, (clean, unused) poo bags go down my bra until needed!

I wear those stretchy comfort bras and can get money, my phone and keys in it 😁 if I find any interesting leaves and pebbles on my woodland walks, they go in it as well.

My dad likes to keep things you get for free at restaurants, one time we had a little wrapped in foil pat of butter which he lobbed at me and told me to hide, so i shoved it in my bra

I only remembered when I woke up the next morning, fully clothed with a rather greasy and disgusting bra full of smushed butter

I once found a baked bean in my belly button!!!!

I don't store stuff in there, but I do use the boobs as a handy shelf when lounging on the sofa and reading.

Confession time. I had to quickly nip out from work today as I'd forgotten my lunch. I didn't want to take my bag so stuffed my bank card in my bra. I went to self scan and as it was pretty quiet and no one either side of me / paying attention, I paid by contactless without having to take it out. It worked! 😂

2-3 E's up the chuff back in the late 90s

I did hide a sanitary towel in my bra today at work before scooting off to the loo.

That's about it, folks.

Yes, I do, but I do it stealthily because I'm embarrassed about it. I feel like others will judge me for it.