To ask if anyone else stores 'finds' in unconventional places on their body?

[Fluffybread]

So today it is blooming boiling. I've just had a quick shower to freshen up lather my stinky body in Imperial Leather mermazing shower gel.

Earlier today, I was wearing a dress today with no pockets (the horror!) when I found a £2 in my 4 year old's room when tidying. My 4 year old definitely does not need any money, certainly not £2, so in the words of Burglar Bill, I thought, "I'll have that!". However, as I had no pockets, I decided to shove said coin inside my brasserie for 'safe keeping and then put it in my purse once I'd finished tidying.

Fast forward a few hours, and I've just stepped into the shower. Washed my legs, bum, tum, working my way up my body, then started washing under my bosom... when I felt something strange underneath one of my melons - in that split second my mind thought a thousand thoughts, what was this hard, round lump? And then the lump disappeared, plonk, splash, into the shower tray below me and I realised the £2 coin I rescued earlier had been stuck to my sweaty underboob.

AIBU to ask if any of you store bits in your melon cradle and then find them hours later stuck to you? Please tell me you all do so I don't feel a tit!!!

I’ve got really deep wells in my collar bone. Sometimes I put stuff like my phone in there.

I often put my credit card in my bra if I'm going up for a round of drinks so I don't have to bother taking my handbag or purse.

Just bits of food I'm afraid. Some day's you can recreate what I ate that day from the crumbs in my bra x

Oooooh OP! That nothing!

I'm a 34G and while trying to get 'steamy' in the shower with DP a couple of years ago, when he went to grope my boob his face dropped, we both knew something wasnt right.

I lifted the one mass up to find a 20p stuck to my boob, wedged underneath my boob..

I had a 20P indent until the next morning, slightly tinged green as it was an old coin. Coincidentally we have not showered together since..

As a young summer holiday checkout operator many moons ago, I was faced by a very sweaty, very buxom lady reaching into the depths of her impressive rack and sliding (slithering?) out a bunch of paper money, which she peeled apart and proceeded to hand over; one hot, clammy note at a time.

< absolutely NOT envy.

I, like you, often put money in mine as well, more than once I've stripped off for a shower, only to be met howls of laughter from DH when said 50p is still there, with not a stitch else

Used to do exercise classes in a park so regularly found grass, and the occasional suffocated fly 😐

"melon cradle"

Also you can not store things in a brasserie. At least not without clearing it with the owners first.

When I run I carry my house key in my bra. Sometimes I don't shower straight away (gross I know) and I find that dried sweat does a great job of keeping it glued on..

@MyFokMarelize

I've used melon cradles when growing fruit/veg in our garden, usually pumpkins, can't manage to grow melons. Running joke with my OH calling my giant bra a melon cradle. Sometimes I forget other people might not get personal jokes 🤣🤣🤣

Such an easy solution to a problem that has vexed gardeners for generations: how to keep melons and squash from rotting on the ground as they ripen during wet weather? Melon Cradles lift the fruit just a few inches off the soil, improving the air circulation on all sides and preventing crawling pests from nibbling their way into your produce! Sounds just like the purpose of a bra, surely!

Sometimes if wearing trousers/skirt I tuck things into the waistband if no pockets, and if wearing a dress, I tuck things into the side of my knickers. Always interesting

And @MyFokMarelize good autocorrect spotting!

My 34HH's are still feeding my toddler.

She's 2 1/2

She uses my bra to store things. A few weeks ago she latched in, reached under and pulled out some raisins.

I mean, seriously!!!

Fitbit hidden in bra to hide it from sharp-eyed netball umpires (who are very strict on the "no jewellery or watches" rule.)

I often put my credit card in my bra if I'm going up for a round of drinks so I don't have to bother taking my handbag or purse.

I expect you take it out to pay but I can't lose the mental image of a confused barman as you swipe your boob over the contactless payment terminal.

I keep.ds dummy in my cleavage quite often... back at work this week and pulled out one I'd stored there when I took him out of the car in the middle of a meeting... not my finest moment.

Bank card yes. Key yes. an emergency bank note yes. Poo bags I fold into strips and hang them over my belt /waistband.

Weirdest thing? batteries sometimes give an extra bit of life when they are warm so I have been known to put the remote control batteries in my bra for a quick heat. Sometimes I remember I've done that when I get undressed for bed. Pens start to work after a short spell between the bosoms. store them nib down and don't forget or you'll get a nasty ink stain

I hear you! In my younger days it was my lippy and the emergency fiver I'd stowed away that would come adrift stripping off after waking up fully clothed and hungover. In my son's younger days it would be random stuff I'd stash in case he'd pick them up and eat them/set fire to something, you get the gist.
These days it's various work accoutrements, pen/paperclips. I often pop my bank card in there if I need to pop somewhere quick and don't want to take a handbag.

I expect you take it out to pay but I can't lose the mental image of a confused barman as you swipe your boob over the contactless payment terminal.

I demand that someone boobs the contactless machine in this manner and reports back.

Mine are too small and flappy to get the right effect. It would be like slapping a hot sock onto a chopping board.

I’ve found Lego in my bra, not put there by me. It was there for several hours including a trip to Tesco before I worked out what the annoying feeling was.

When I went travelling in my youth my granny gave me lots of little pouches she had made. She told me to sew them into my knickers. They were to keep my valuables hidden away from “thieves and vagabonds”. I didn’t use them but took them away with me and cried over them when I got homesick

In my uni days I had the biggest boobs of all my friends. My bra was used to sneak hipflasks into clubs to save money on drinks.
—and the occasional bag of pills/ coke—

When I was breastfeeding my boobs were gigantic, I lost my mobile once in bed & pulled the bed covers apart looking for it, about 30 minutes later when getting dressed I found the aforementioned Mobile nestled under my boob!!!

As a teenager at a sleepover I needed somewhere to dispose of my chewing gum as I didn’t want to disturb anyone by getting up to find a bin so i inexplicably stashed it in my belly button.
Woke up rather sticky the next morning.

coin inside my brasserie for 'safe keepin

I think you mean brassiere. 😂

I do! Keys (back door key not a whole bunch of keys) mainly. Handy!! 😂😂