So today it is blooming boiling. I've just had a quick shower to freshen up lather my stinky body in Imperial Leather mermazing shower gel.
Earlier today, I was wearing a dress today with no pockets (the horror!) when I found a £2 in my 4 year old's room when tidying. My 4 year old definitely does not need any money, certainly not £2, so in the words of Burglar Bill, I thought, "I'll have that!". However, as I had no pockets, I decided to shove said coin inside my brasserie for 'safe keeping and then put it in my purse once I'd finished tidying.
Fast forward a few hours, and I've just stepped into the shower. Washed my legs, bum, tum, working my way up my body, then started washing under my bosom... when I felt something strange underneath one of my melons - in that split second my mind thought a thousand thoughts, what was this hard, round lump? And then the lump disappeared, plonk, splash, into the shower tray below me and I realised the £2 coin I rescued earlier had been stuck to my sweaty underboob.
AIBU to ask if any of you store bits in your melon cradle and then find them hours later stuck to you? Please tell me you all do so I don't feel a tit!!!