To think Holly friend-zone Ben, he ends up with one of her mates and...

[whatthewhatthewhat]

She ends up with a fit but dumb fairy man who is not her intellectual equal, but looks really hot in his wings, has seventeen children but, ultimately regrets not marrying Ben Elf - who ends up with one of her spoilt fairy mates, and he has to take over from the Wise Old Elf...

(Mum to a two year old! Lol!)

Poor grammar, too much wine! 🤣

Yes Ben will definitely be Holly's"one that got away"

But in true Take a Break style, they will both end up in single in their old age and realising they still love each other will marry.

Step away from the tele

(just be grateful it's not Horrid Henry!)

Are there any fairy/elf couples? Surely it simply wouldn't work!?

Are there any fairy/elf couples? Surely it simply wouldn't work!?

Such blatant Elfism!!!

Reported!!!!!!!

@TwinklyMummaLuvsHerBubba89 🤣

Cant stand the blatant elfism on here!

Not a clue about Ben & Hollie but upsy daisy definitely isn't friend zoning iggle piggle.

@NannaNoodleman Nope! That shit is X-rated! 🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂

While we're on the subject, who the hell is Peppa Pig supposed to marry? (hate Peppa but 2 year old DS is obsessed) There are no other pigs who aren't related to her. In 20 odd years she'll either be in some freaky incestuous relationship or there'll be some odd new cross species emerging!

I think Peppa and Danny have a bit of a spark... In curious to see the puplets

I also think that Mrs Pontipine and Mr Wattinger are having an affair.

I really hate the class undertones of that show. It's pretty grim when you look deeper than fairies and elves 🤢

Nanny Plumb and the Wise Old Elf should just get it on and have done with it. The sexual tension there is palpable.

Forget Ben and Holly. I spend far too much time trying to work out the relationship dynamic between the Fat Controller and Alicia Botti. I’m pretty sure whatever they’re up to isn’t nearly as filthy as the Dowager Hatt though. I would pay good money to go to one of her garden parties.

Nanny plum can't get it on with the wise old elf, she's clearly having it away with king thistle. Why else would she still be employed? She's terrible at her job.

I think Ben will end up with a nice elf, having realised that Holly is bloody annoying. And he's such a mummy's boy, he'd never risk marrying a fairy. Mum would never approve.

Holly will be disinherited having been found to be having a fling with a gnome.

So what about Flop and Ammer? Are they sharing more than a joint when their weird huge kids are in bed?

Penny is clearly friend zoning fireman Sam. She couldn't care less when he was offered station officer in New Town.

Nanny P is totally not boffing King Thistle, she's employed because she has serious dirt on the queen. Nanny and Wise Old Elf just need to get a room.

My partner reckons Prince Tuesday has so many jobs around the neighbourhood because he got caught dealing drugs and King Friday pulled strings to get him off with community service

@glenthebattleostrich just, no! I refuse to believe Nanny Plum would do that, she's better than an affair with the stupid king!

@Chanandlersbong I think Peppa will be a pansexual eco-warrior! But Mummy pig WILL run off with Mr Bull!

Miss rabbit is going to collapse under the pressure of her manny jobs and have a complete nervous break down.

@whatthewhat 😂 good call

@princess definitely! No one could keep that up 😂

i miss ben and holly as mine is now to old at 8 i used to love it,i never let him watch peppa pig though but i saw it months before with my nephew whos 9 months older,he started copied her bratty bossy behavior and used to do the george cry when he couldnt get his way and as he was a forward 2 y old and could talk properly he said he got it off that and it put me off