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To think Holly friend-zone Ben, he ends up with one of her mates and...

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whatthewhatthewhat · 16/06/2019 20:03

She ends up with a fit but dumb fairy man who is not her intellectual equal, but looks really hot in his wings, has seventeen children but, ultimately regrets not marrying Ben Elf - who ends up with one of her spoilt fairy mates, and he has to take over from the Wise Old Elf...

(Mum to a two year old! Lol!)

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ContessaIsOnADietDammit · 16/06/2019 23:25

I think Ben may well end up with Strawberry, you know. Nanny and WOE: definitely.

Also, I think Ben's dad is embarrassed by Ben's mum :(

SleepingStandingUp · 16/06/2019 23:31

So what about Flop and Ammer? Are they sharing more than a joint when their weird huge kids are in bed? god yes.

MauisHouseOnMaui · 16/06/2019 23:58

Penny is clearly friend zoning fireman Sam. She couldn't care less when he was offered station officer in New Town.

That's because she knows he's secretly Norman Price's dad and wants no part of that particular shit show.

whatthewhatthewhat · 17/06/2019 08:16

@Laiste 🤣

Never thought of it that way... what IF Bing and the other kids are NORMAL sized and all the adults are just tripping/stoned and see them as huge? 🤔😂😂

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