Do Ex-husbands/partners have a handbook that they refer to after a break up?
Having read so many threads that sound so similar to the things my ex has done or the exes of my friends, I'm beginning to think there's a secret handbook.
These are the chapters I can think of-can anyone add any?
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All ex-wives are mental/nutters/phsychos-tell them this at all times to ensure you continue to undermine them even though you've spilt
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Be a complete twat but lie about it all the time and make out to everyone that you are perfect, charming and beyond reproach
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Lie to the children about why you split up. Make sure it sounds like you were the victim. If you want to move to advanced level, take the worse things you did an tell the DCs all about it but switch roles so you were the victim not the perpetrator.
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Don't wash the DCs when they stay, let them stay up as long as they want and make sure there is no nutritious food in the house
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If you hear that your ex-wife is going out while you are having the DCs for your weekend of access call in sick-preferably at the last minute
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If your ex-wife has a new car or goes on holiday, convince yourself that she's bought it out of the pitiful CM you pay and the DCs are therefore neglected.
Any more?