To ask what has pissed you off so far today?........

[Afternooninthepark]

light-hearted (well, semi!!😃)
I thought I would start a thread for those who want to vent off if they are having a shitty day so far. My day has NOT started well. It is pissing down this morning, I am a dog walker and was waking a dog along a path and a complete tosser van driver, drove passed me, driving at speed, through a puddle. There was no way he couldn’t have not seen the puddle, it was huge, and Sod’s law I was in the wrong place at the wrong time, there where no other cars on the road, he didn’t have to go through it, I am sure he did it for pleasure, the utter fuckwit!! The result was exactly like this photo, think that Bridget Jones scene!

Neighbours teenage son and friends!

We’re days away from school ending, and Year 11 have taken to nicking EVERYTHING that’s not nailed down in our classrooms We’ve had endless stuff taken this week. Some of them went through my handbag under my desk today whilst I was dealing was collecting something from the next classroom

Covering lessons full of hormonal teenagers and the cover work was 😴😴😴😴. Boring work + social hand-grenades = Hell!

Gastroenteritis :(

My dh not giving me the help I need. ( I have 2 types of arthritis and fybromyalgia )
Then I fell and laý for over half hour until dd found me.
Am shivering and light headed. When lying on floor seen how much dust there is .

I have a near neighbour that did the same to me once, now know as the wanker.

Literally everything today, fairly certain I’m about to touch down firmly in depression world so I’m currently in the red mist descending stage of low mood that I seem to experience on a 3 yearly cycle. Do not have the time or patience for this nonsense right now.

Turning 49 and that it has dared to rain on my birthday ( it never does).

DS had a poonami at about 8pm. I had to strip off his pyjamas and change him, and also put my clothes in the wash because he wouldn’t sit still while I was changing him.

I dashed out to the bin with the smelly nappy - me in my dressing gown, DS in just his nappy. A doorstep charity collector decided that a nightwear-clad mum in her front yard at night carrying a naked child and a bag of shit was the ideal target for his marketing spiel. Despite me saying no I can’t really chat, as you can see we’ve had a bit of an incident... now isn’t the best time, I only popped out for a second to bin this poo... I really must go as my son needs his clean pyjamas on.... When he launched into his monologue for the fourth time I snapped and said “Look it’s getting chilly and we don’t have any clothes on so I’m going”. And just walked away.

DH said I should have handed him the poo bag and said “It sucks when people pester you with shit you don’t want”.

Monday
Monday
Monday
DS (14)wouldn't get up for high school so had to leave him in the house
Multiple anxiety moments at work
My juice leaked all over my low point home made lunch
Couldn't get out for food until 3pm by which time I had gone 23 hours without food
Ate a vegan roll and ended up with the worse acid heartburn EVER
Intense tension headache all day
Got home and welfare officer had been out but DS wouldn't let him in. Nobody bothered to ring and tell me.
I haven't had time for a bubble bath, I haven't had chance to wash my hair in 2 days and I really really really just wanted an hour to myself and a hot bath.

I do have wine though.

Accidentally left the freezer door slightly open first thing this morning and didn't notice for 6 hours - had to chuck everything out as it was all partially defrosted .

Then knocked over a full pint glass of diet coke all over the table where I was working, and the floor, and smashed the glass. That was fun to clear up.

My micro-managing boss for whom I can't get one fucking thing right. Ever.

I spent 90 minutes today in a meeting listening to tech nerds talk complete shite and rubbish about our firm's new app and online system.
It literally could have been covered by about 3 lines.
I lost the will to live. Had there not been other adults around I would have cried

Parents who have spent the last year fucking moaning about my younger still at home drug taking siblings who abuse them on a daily basis. Guess what,they took said siblings out tonight for a meal at a swanky restaurant. Go figure

Menopause.

Ds has had a face on him which is unsettling when he is prone to meltdowns. He has been mostly fine.

His wound is not healing which means he needs extra help with tasks.

It is cold and wet. I have had to go out in it 4 times.

I haven't got a car at the mo, so me and my son picked my other son up from nursery. The bus we go to to get home is currently closed off as there is a pothole in the road, so we had to walk an extra 7 minutes to the next bus stop while waiting for the green man, and it was absolutely pissing down, we got soaked right through, the rain drops was running all down my face plus I had suede trainers on

People

My dog who is insisting on cleaning his paws, but he has very poor tongue aim so is actually licking the sofa not even touching the paws, I've told him to stop a frustrating amount of times, I'm now sat with my hand over his front legs to stop him...

The rain, the rain and the non stop f**king rain ☔️

Too many things today... wish I'd stayed in bed this morning

Universal Credit has paid next to nothing... again. This is for childcare by the way! My husband and I both work. We are going to have another month living hand to mouth.

Endless, ENDLESS fucking meetings. When you think the meeting has FINALLY fucking finished, someone says something to make everyone start going back around again and I just want to scream, "FUCK OFF! THE DECISION WAS MADE, STOP FUCKING TALKING!!"
It's been a long week and it's only Monday.😩😩😩

Put on my favourite blouse to discover a huge tear down the front

Battled a toddler all morning with the promise of swimming. Arrived at the pool & guess what?! Its not opening for another hour as they're short staffed. I even checked their bloody timetable before I left.

It's too bright, too wet and too loud. I'm tired and my feet feel weird and there's small bits of food on the floor no matter how much I clean it.