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What the actual fuck is this

307 replies

cheeseislife8 · 03/06/2019 11:13

I just... what??

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ChardonnaysPrettySister · 03/06/2019 19:40

Dear Lord, have you seen the pink one?

sonjadog · 03/06/2019 19:43

I like the lime one where she is trying to do funky things in it. I bet it splits along the seams really easily. Not a high-quality product, I fear.

TakeThatFuckingDressOffNow · 03/06/2019 19:46

Poo crumbs anyone ?

CigarsofthePharoahs · 03/06/2019 20:05

Imagine the noise if you sat on a pleather chair in that.
Squeeeeak…
You'd have to have one hell of an antiperspirant.

Miniloso · 03/06/2019 20:13

132 now.

Fucking hilarious

AliceAbsolum · 03/06/2019 20:18

It's a Yoni!

NeverSayFreelance · 03/06/2019 20:27

This is the new way to spot a MNetter in public. Never mind a secret handshake - clear plastic clothes are the way to go!

Jux · 03/06/2019 20:27

Very very scary.

DeathyMcDeathStarFace · 03/06/2019 21:01

Ugh, just ugh.

Sorry to lower the tone of Mumsnet the thread even further, but you couldn't wear those if you were due AF in a day or two in case you started early, especially if you wore both the see through trousers and undies at the same time. Or can you get see through sanpro or strings on tampons to match them?

Off to bleach my brain and my eyes now.

MrsTommyBanks · 03/06/2019 21:18

@WeBuiltCisCityOnSexistRoles GrinGrinGrin

BishopBrennansArse · 03/06/2019 22:31

Thanks to this thread I've just seen iggy's see thru trews (and very nearly little Iggy too Grin)

Mummoomoocow · 03/06/2019 22:43

“Get ready to steal all the stares in these trousers. ”

No fucking doubts there!

over50andfab · 03/06/2019 22:44

I do think that for the sake of research that someone should purchase and road test this “clothing” - and of course post pics...OP?? Grin

FoxSquadKitten · 03/06/2019 22:53

Thanks to this thread I've just seen iggy's see thru trews (and very nearly little Iggy too )

Eww, I just did a google search and I really really shouldn't have 🤢

cheeseislife8 · 04/06/2019 00:30

I will definitely not be testing these bad boys!

I love Mumsnet 😂

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LurpakIsTheOnlyButter · 04/06/2019 00:38

I'm so bitterly disappointed.

I was hoping for a real life cockwomble Grin

cheeseislife8 · 04/06/2019 00:43

I just googled Iggy Pop also 🤢 not ok

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LittleDoritt · 04/06/2019 00:52

Dreading what my adverts are going to look like tomorrow.

CoolCarrie · 04/06/2019 01:03

It’s up to 150 mumsnetters now!

arranbubonicplague · 04/06/2019 01:09

Are these the recommended outfits for those wishing to fly in the near future?

For the sake of security?

Cruelstepmother · 04/06/2019 01:15

Maybe they'd look good on 10 Groomsmen of the Apocalypse?

Oysterbabe · 04/06/2019 06:10

I'm not willing to fork out £25 to test this out. But I do have some clingfilm.

Buttybach · 04/06/2019 06:14

Is it a map of Kent?

BBInGinDrinking · 04/06/2019 06:35

I think these could replace The Scarf as the go-to outfit of choice for identifying sister MNetters. And so practical for life with the DCs too, being wipe-clean.

I can just imagine the scene at the checkouts in Waitrose/Aldi/other supermarkets are available, as we all knowingly reach over for our shopping dividers.

WeBuiltCisCityOnSexistRoles · 04/06/2019 09:40

Who was the MNer who bravely sacrificed herself to wear That Gopping Pink Dress from M & S?

She is a fine example to us all and I think someone should follow her and take one for the team? I would but I'm too busy wearing my see through raincoat Grin