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What the actual fuck is this

307 replies

cheeseislife8 · 03/06/2019 11:13

I just... what??

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WeBuiltCisCityOnSexistRoles · 04/06/2019 20:05

Singledaddio I'm sorry I'm so over judgemental and nasty. Truly I am.

PS is this you? Wink

greathat · 04/06/2019 20:09

I just managed to spray myself in the eye with deodorant I was so distracted reading this. Damn you!

CharlyAngelic · 04/06/2019 20:12

Feeling creative now .
I have a 3 pack of shower caps from Wilko and some elastic. New lingerie here I come !

CharlyAngelic · 04/06/2019 20:14

Never @FreeYo , you go for it !

SmiledWithTheRisingSun · 04/06/2019 20:20

🤷🏻‍♀️

GreenTulips · 04/06/2019 20:20

greathat you’re in the wrong thread

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/3602264-stupidest-injury-ever

Theworldcouldbemymollusc · 04/06/2019 20:25

Is it Brian (from Hull) giving a yoni massage?

Bloodylegoeverywhere · 04/06/2019 20:25

Omg this is hilarious, I love the wipe clean comments Grin

rslsys · 04/06/2019 20:36

Been to John Lewis and they don't seem to have them, do I really have to go and look in Debenhams?

Oysterbabe · 04/06/2019 20:44

I might get my husband these support shorts so he doesn't feel left out when I'm wearing my new gear.

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Bellewhitehorses · 04/06/2019 20:45

Is it your new hair style a la Fleabag, edgy but looks like a pencil go back and demand refund after checking the reference of course

RoseLillian · 04/06/2019 20:49

Oysterbabe they are hilarious 😂.

PiggyPokkyFool · 04/06/2019 20:57

I thought it was going to be these bad boys - flatulence trapping underwear!
www.myshreddies.com/flatulence

Shreddies award winning flatulence filtering garments offer maximum comfort, classic styling and flatulence filtration. Whether you suffer from excessive flatulence, or you just want the assurance of odour free flatulence, Shreddies are the perfect solution for you.

xobni · 04/06/2019 20:58

Wow. Just wow.

indianbackground · 04/06/2019 20:59

Op- admit it you were going to wear them for your wedding reception. It was only MNetters that got you to cancel the cheque.

buttertoasty · 04/06/2019 21:20

@SmiledWithTheRisingSun I have a pair very similar to wear on holiday 😂 over swimsuit not underwear

TheInebriati · 04/06/2019 21:50

Ebay just suggested I buy these handy looking shoes.

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NewAndImprovedNorks · 04/06/2019 21:51

I miss Sir Terry

What the actual fuck is this
FreeYoHairin2019 · 04/06/2019 22:06

charlyAngelic thanks for the positivity . I’ve gone ahead and ordered it. Going to wear it for DDs wedding. I don’t think it will take any attention away from the bride.

Mummyoflittledragon · 04/06/2019 22:06

If you are considering wearing these, you should definitely consider therapy.

GodDammitAmy · 04/06/2019 22:10

I didn't realise until I clicked on the other colours that she was actually wearing a jacket too Grin

littlebillie · 04/06/2019 22:26

I'm only reading this as kittens were vaguely suggested

littlebillie · 04/06/2019 22:34

I actually wore a coat like this in my teens - I have no idea why this was thought suitable for school. But it was "definitely" on trend with my batwing jumper and rara skirl.

Was I ahead of my time?

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GreasyFryUp · 04/06/2019 22:53

@mumof2oneofeach my cat's just fucked off out the room 😂

Aaarrgghh · 04/06/2019 22:55

Look each to their own and all that, but where would you wear this? Down the high street would be ridiculous but you would cook if you wore it to the beach, which seems the more appropriate place.