To ask for your Tory double-barrelled leadership name?

[yolofish]

To get your Tory double-barrelled leadership name:

1. Your middle name
2. The name of the first road you lived on
3. Your favourite kitchen utensil

I'm going with Angela Cloudesdale-Towcester (posh spelling of toaster doncha know)

Victoria Leeward-Steele.

I like my knife sharpener. A useful thing to keep handy while I stab my fellow MPs in the back.

Rosemary Pound-Spooner

Rosemary Pendarves-Bialetti

Suzanne Highbury-Knives or more accurately Suzanne Highbury Global-Knives (recent purchase and yes I am showing off!)

Violet Bredgar-Kettle

Claire Braden-Corkscrew!

I don’t have a middle name so I’ll use the one my Dad wanted me to have.

Eilidh Shottery-Tassimo

Clare Wilton-LeCreuset

I’m dead posh I am

Anna Alexander-Slotted-Spoon

Marie Stoneacre-Peeler.

Dawn Noel-wafflemaker

Persephone Grosvenor-Kettle

Anne Tweed-Colander.

Isabel Pennyland-Zester

Jayne Haig-Spatula

Aileen Marchmont-Tiffin

Oh yes. I should run for the leadership.

Lydia K Meadowlands-Whisk
(I have two middle names, sorry to be awkward)

Clare Lindsay Blender

Prudence Victoria Gaggia

Marie Kirhill-EuroChopper

Lily Mountbatten Pancake Turner

I'm tempted to put dishwasher in there but ultimately I've gone with:

Helen Lynwood-Spoon

Louise Abingdon-Steamer is mine.

I think Persephone Grosvenor-Kettle is related to the Rees-Moggs.

As fun as this is arent these scam type posts to try and get private log in info from you?

I love these.
I am Monica Sandon-Zester