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To ask for your Tory double-barrelled leadership name?

348 replies

yolofish · 27/05/2019 21:24

To get your Tory double-barrelled leadership name:

  1. Your middle name
  2. The name of the first road you lived on
  3. Your favourite kitchen utensil

I'm going with Angela Cloudesdale-Towcester (posh spelling of toaster doncha know)

OP posts:
HerondaleDucks · 27/05/2019 21:53

Jane Long-Wok

I like it

GameofPhones · 27/05/2019 21:53

Anne Storth-Funnel

Piggywaspushed · 27/05/2019 21:53

OK, I'll use both : Alexandra-Louise Wyncote-Teaspoon

milkshak3 · 27/05/2019 21:54

Rosalie Medway-Morphy-Richards

(tripple barreled - thought that sounds even wankier than slow cooker Grin)

FrownPrincess · 27/05/2019 21:55

Frances Stamford-Plungeblender

HerondaleDucks · 27/05/2019 21:55

My dh wanted to join in and he's Dennis Goldsmith-Blender

OopsIHidItAgain · 27/05/2019 21:56

Lorraine Malmesbury-Frieze

(Freezer!!)

MogMogMog · 27/05/2019 21:57

Louise Dimore-blender

LovelyCocksReg · 27/05/2019 21:58

Belinda Lady-Margaret-Spatula

tararabumdeay · 27/05/2019 21:58

Kirstie Cranston-Cuuk.

LookingGlassMilk · 27/05/2019 21:58

Anne Derwentwater-Teapot

Redcherrytree · 27/05/2019 21:58

Jayne Whistler- Butlers Thief

Original poster
yolofish · 27/05/2019 21:58

ooh herondale your DH is obvs well connected then with a Goldsmith in his name!!

OP posts:
TheGrapefulDread · 27/05/2019 21:59

N.A. Barnes-Bamix.

Nottheduchess · 27/05/2019 21:59

Elizabeth Birchgrove Tongs! Grin

Rosehassometoes · 27/05/2019 21:59

Anne Stafford-Breville
William Horsefair-Tefal

goose1964 · 27/05/2019 22:00

Denise Churches - Whisk

SquishySquirmy · 27/05/2019 22:00

Clare Moss-Kettle.

Think I'm out of the race... Sounds far too common for Tory Leadership!

Mumsymumphy · 27/05/2019 22:00

Claire Hulme-Spatula.

Has quite a ring to it, dontcha think 😉

Kanga83 · 27/05/2019 22:02

Carole Rodley-Tongs

MiddleClassProblem · 27/05/2019 22:02

May Kings-Corkscrew

MooseBreath · 27/05/2019 22:03

Kathleen Robertson-Whisk

SpinsterOfArts · 27/05/2019 22:03

Millisa Melrose-Colander. Grin

WhoWants2Know · 27/05/2019 22:03

Lynn Skycrest BigKnife

frugalkitty · 27/05/2019 22:04

Kitty Clarendon Kitchen Aid

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