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To ask for your Tory double-barrelled leadership name?

348 replies

yolofish · 27/05/2019 21:24

To get your Tory double-barrelled leadership name:

  1. Your middle name
  2. The name of the first road you lived on
  3. Your favourite kitchen utensil

I'm going with Angela Cloudesdale-Towcester (posh spelling of toaster doncha know)

OP posts:
YourEggnogIsBetterThanMine · 27/05/2019 21:40

June Hawthorn-LemonZester

elasticfantastic · 27/05/2019 21:41

Eleanor Woodborough - Potato Masher Grin

Piglet89 · 27/05/2019 21:41

Mary Riverdale-Tongs

dangerrabbit · 27/05/2019 21:42

Angela Keswick-Pan

StealthPolarBear · 27/05/2019 21:42

Ripley-microwave

StealthPolarBear · 27/05/2019 21:42

Like Madonna I don't have a first name

tobermoryisthebestwomble · 27/05/2019 21:43

Tatiana Tavistock-Tassimo

MeMeMeYou · 27/05/2019 21:44

Alice Abington-Tupperware

GermaineBunbury · 27/05/2019 21:44

Victoria Abercorn Popty-Ping

Mominatrix · 27/05/2019 21:45

Margaret Wilkins-Mezaluna

floraloctopus · 27/05/2019 21:45

Margaret Lane-Skillet

has a certain ring to it doesn't it?

WatchingTheWheels85 · 27/05/2019 21:46

Jane Meyler-Masher

LippyChick · 27/05/2019 21:46

Clare Coston-Kenwood

MsAwesomeDragon · 27/05/2019 21:47

Frances Kingsgate-soda stream.

StealthPolarBear · 27/05/2019 21:47

Alice Abington-Tupperware my favourite. Wears curlers and a pinny on the world stage

Piggywaspushed · 27/05/2019 21:47

But I have two middle names!!! Panic has set in.

UrsulaPandress · 27/05/2019 21:47

I’ve never heard of lots of these utensils. I think some of you are being a tad disingenuous.

Much like our politicians.

Biscuitsneeded · 27/05/2019 21:48

Jane BroadOak-Moulinex.

Hippopotas · 27/05/2019 21:49

Laura Kemp-Pizza Cutter

Nairobiblue · 27/05/2019 21:49

Flora St Catherine-Baster

Sabato · 27/05/2019 21:49

Margaret Royal-Crescent-Balloon-Whisk

(Only plebs have merely double barrelled names dontcha know...)

RaggieDolls · 27/05/2019 21:50

Jane Curlew-Ricer.

Just put me in the race now!

drunkenflamingo2 · 27/05/2019 21:51

Cassandra Grafton-Whisk

LemonRedwood · 27/05/2019 21:52

May Sycamore-Food-Processor

(maybe Sycamore-Kenwood sounds better!)

Unihorn · 27/05/2019 21:52

Jane Hanbury-Slowcooker