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To ask for your Tory double-barrelled leadership name?

348 replies

yolofish · 27/05/2019 21:24

To get your Tory double-barrelled leadership name:

  1. Your middle name
  2. The name of the first road you lived on
  3. Your favourite kitchen utensil

I'm going with Angela Cloudesdale-Towcester (posh spelling of toaster doncha know)

OP posts:
Lobsterquadrille2 · 27/05/2019 22:39

Marie Cunningham-Chocolate-Fountain

ItemOneInYourFolder · 27/05/2019 22:40

Alexandra Burton-Spurtle
I belong in the Scottish Torys!

Original poster
yolofish · 27/05/2019 22:41

Great data mining thread!

goodness, I feel really bad now! but tbh, I'm not sure how that would work? eg, middle names might not be true, it might not be 'first' road someone lived on (and some of us might be old enough for that to be pre-internet era) and how would one's choice of favourite kitchen utensil be at all outing?

OP posts:
Original poster
yolofish · 27/05/2019 22:43

I am liking Burton-Spurtle, I'm seeing a family tartan, maybe a country estate in the Highlands somewhere, used to host the QM for a bit of deer-stalking with the family ghillie?

OP posts:
Heaviestdirtyestsoul · 27/05/2019 22:43

My oh wants to have a turn, Andrew kilbride- parring (knife)

MillicentMartha · 27/05/2019 22:44

Claudia St.Helens-Chopper

goodthinking99 · 27/05/2019 22:45

Jane Broadway Palette-Knife

pelirocco123 · 27/05/2019 22:48

Joy Ford -vitamix

WhataLovelyPear · 27/05/2019 22:48

Mary Eldon-Spong

wlv12 · 27/05/2019 22:49

Louise Hillside-Whisk

AHintOfStyle · 27/05/2019 22:50

Catherine Dudley-Colander

GreyofSunshine · 27/05/2019 22:51

Stephen Yaxley-Lemon Juicer

Marmighty · 27/05/2019 22:54

Jane Christchurch-Peeler

Looking forward to an invitation to Hogmanay with the Burton-Spurtles and the Kilbride-Parings Grin

WobbleTime · 27/05/2019 23:01

Zara Stretton-Spoon

MoHunter · 27/05/2019 23:04

I’m also too common for a middle name!
So I made one up! Grin

Anna Pestalozzi-Braun (my stick blender)

ZippyBungleandGeorge · 27/05/2019 23:05

Curses again to my parents for not giving me a middle name!

DefinatelyAWeeGobshite · 27/05/2019 23:05

Niente Wink Bow-Corer

AnchorDownDeepBreath · 27/05/2019 23:05

Michelle Elliott-Knife.

I reckon I can challenge Rees-Mogg here.

WoollyMummoth · 27/05/2019 23:06

Eva Exley-Pestle

ZippyBungleandGeorge · 27/05/2019 23:08

Sod it, I'm using my parent's second choice name (which is better than the eighties moniker they gave me)...
Francesca Shannon-Dolce Gusto

1moremum · 27/05/2019 23:09

Anne-Alana Littleblade

a double first name worked better with what I have and I have small chef knife that seems to always be the right knife for what I'me cutting.

I also have a double-barreled last name for feminist reasons, not Tory. I regret it and would advise dear young feminists to either keep their birth name, or change to spouses name, but don't try to use both. for one thing, people think you are a Tory.

MonsterRehab23 · 27/05/2019 23:09

Elizabeth Pinkston-Dulcegusto

pasbeaucoupdegendarme · 27/05/2019 23:09

Margot Church-Berryhuller

I sound a bit forrin to be successful in this race.

RancidOldHag · 27/05/2019 23:09

Louise Braemar-Sabatier

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 27/05/2019 23:10

Haven't got one-Liverpoolnot outing myself by giving my street name.WTF has a favorite Kitchen utensil.Confused