To call my husband a snack donkey - lighthearted **TItled edited by MNHQ at OP's request**

[donkeyy]

And shout eeeee-orrr when he walked in the door clutching the walkers sensations Thai sweet chilli crisps that I'd asked for?

Weird

Maybe you should greet him like a snack truffle pig, grunting and sniffing your way around him

Yanbu

That would be funny actually

Do you have some sort of donkey obsession?!

No, no donkey obsession

That's really funny and I will now do that to my dh

@Firstimpressionsofearth I implore you to

I don’t get it.

@PurpleDaisies Don't get what?

Wtf is a snack donkey?

I call my dp my snack piggy.

I make celebratory oinking noises when he returns from the shop........glad I'm not the only weirdo

It's me, having a laugh at my husband's expense.

@SkintAsASkintThing HIGH FIVE

For those slow on the update ........snack donkey AKA bringer / carrier / fetcher of snacks.

You sound like an ass tbh!

@Summerorjustmaybe I see what you did there

A snack ass?

What a snackass

No, no donkey obsession

Your username is donkey and you call your husband a snack donkey. I beg to differ.

It's me, having a laugh at my husband's expense.

So he’s done something nice for you and you’re taking the piss out of him for it? It’s a quick way to stop him getting more snacks for you. Is that your intention?

I'd probably say thanks first...

My dh also has donkey similarities...

I think he should stick them up your arse.