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To call my husband a snack donkey - lighthearted **TItled edited by MNHQ at OP's request**

53 replies

donkeyy · 26/05/2019 12:21

And shout eeeee-orrr when he walked in the door clutching the walkers sensations Thai sweet chilli crisps that I'd asked for?

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PutyourtoponTrevor · 26/05/2019 12:23

Weird

werideatdawn · 26/05/2019 12:24
Hmm
FloatingObject · 26/05/2019 12:26

Maybe you should greet him like a snack truffle pig, grunting and sniffing your way around him

Chancewouldbeafinethlng · 26/05/2019 12:26

Yanbu

donkeyy · 26/05/2019 12:26

That would be funny actually

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fedup21 · 26/05/2019 12:27

Do you have some sort of donkey obsession?!

donkeyy · 26/05/2019 12:29

No, no donkey obsession

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Firstimpressionsofearth · 26/05/2019 12:31

That's really funny and I will now do that to my dh

donkeyy · 26/05/2019 12:31

@Firstimpressionsofearth I implore you to

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PurpleDaisies · 26/05/2019 12:31
Confused

I don’t get it.

donkeyy · 26/05/2019 12:32

@PurpleDaisies Don't get what?

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PurpleDaisies · 26/05/2019 12:32

Wtf is a snack donkey?

SkintAsASkintThing · 26/05/2019 12:33

I call my dp my snack piggy.

I make celebratory oinking noises when he returns from the shop........glad I'm not the only weirdo Blush

donkeyy · 26/05/2019 12:33

It's me, having a laugh at my husband's expense.

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donkeyy · 26/05/2019 12:34

@SkintAsASkintThing HIGH FIVE

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SkintAsASkintThing · 26/05/2019 12:34

For those slow on the update ........snack donkey AKA bringer / carrier / fetcher of snacks.

Summerorjustmaybe · 26/05/2019 12:34

You sound like an ass tbh!

donkeyy · 26/05/2019 12:36

@Summerorjustmaybe I see what you did there

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BananasAreTheSourceOfEvil · 26/05/2019 12:36

A snack ass?

donkeyy · 26/05/2019 12:37

What a snackass

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fedup21 · 26/05/2019 12:40

No, no donkey obsession

Your username is donkey and you call your husband a snack donkey. I beg to differ.

PurpleDaisies · 26/05/2019 12:42

It's me, having a laugh at my husband's expense.

So he’s done something nice for you and you’re taking the piss out of him for it? It’s a quick way to stop him getting more snacks for you. Is that your intention?

JohnLapsleyParlabane · 26/05/2019 12:44

I'd probably say thanks first...

Summerorjustmaybe · 26/05/2019 12:44

My dh also has donkey similarities...
Wink

TrendyNorthLondonTeen · 26/05/2019 12:45

I think he should stick them up your arse.

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