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What is the biggest BS story someone has told you?

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TripleHFa · 24/05/2019 00:16

In school a friend claimed he was sat on the side of the road and a guy in a car drove past and took his DR pepper.

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MarieToulouseBerlioz · 24/05/2019 23:35

Once worked with a woman who phoned on and said she was seriously ill and had been in hospital and had to recover before coming back into work. Her boss went round to her house with a bunch of flowers and a get well soon card and a woman who turned out to be her sister answered the door. The sister was completely mystified and said "what are you talking about, shes on holiday in Mexico!" Now in our office if anyone is off sick theyve "gone to mexico" Haha

I had a friend at school who used to lie about everything. She insisted she had a boyfriend who was a pilot, she insisted she was one of I children (she wasnt, she only had 1 brother), she insisted when we were about 15 years old that she was engaged etc etc the list goes on

ConcreteFarmer · 24/05/2019 23:36

@makingmammaries
Stupid me, took me four years to leave.

Same, took me 13years :(

My, now seperated, husband...

I get it, I've elaborated the truth to seem more impressive, but was young and stupid. Alot of us probably have 🙈.
There's a reason lots of people buy cheap/fake designer bags and belts etc. To give off a vibe that they're impressive. Half-truths.

But my ex was next level.
I was an idiot. But this was 2005, google wasn't quite as populated with impressive search result info. So couldn't disprove his lies and tbh hadnt thought to, I thought he was genuine. (Easy to forget how slow and clunky the internet was, in the not so distant past. Anyways.)

Loads of weird half-truth/lies when we first met.
He told me he was younger than he was, by 3 years.
Oddly, I'd done the similar, told him I was 19, when actually I was 18. I thought being uni-age was more impressive than saying I was 18 and still at school/sixth form. But i confessed immediately we next spoke. He didn't tell me he was 3 years older than he was, until years later, when the priest asked his date of birth, as we were planning a church wedding. Thats when i realised we were 5 years apart in age, not 2.

Told me his mum was relatively rich, flew in and out of UK for private medical treatment. Same for his dad.
They're not, at all. His dad I don't think has ever left his country of birth. His mother barely understood me when I spoke English, def not a well travelled high-flyer.
(Fine, I ignored that, excused it as shy of his parents status in life.)
I'm not shallow and wouldn't of cared, I already liked him, clearly. So he didn't need to lie, I'd probably have liked him anyways.

He lied about his job.
Said he was a budding london artist, that he was the support act for kayne west, bare in mind this was 2005, and kanyes debut album was fairly new debut, he wasnt the level of household name he is now, not remotely close. Anyways, my now-seperated husband couldnt sing for shit! No idea to this day where he was, maybe just at a kayne concert, cos the background noise sounded spot on.

He told me his friends mum, lived in a village, 15 miles from where I did. Which I thought was a big coincidence. Said friend, i never met! But was a good excuse for him to come visit me. As with previous posters, this guy then suddenly died in a crash. But was pausible, lots of fatalities happen in city he lived. He was very good with the details, added in wake /funeral dates etc, very convincing. I know this must all of been fabricated, even without solid proof and he's not admitted it.

Fast forward a few years. He lied about where he worked. Said he got a job as a bank clerk processing cheques in the basement of a bank branch (i think that sounded mundane enough to be true, and detailed explaination), nope he was a retail assistant in superdrug.
By chance we bumped into a colleague of his, who addressed him by his family friend's name, and the colour drained from his face. He was using his friend's name and ID to work.

Fast forward again. He cheated on me, found out from a clinic result. He denied denied denied. Said he'd stayed at a friend's house who had bed bugs! Yes, he's a moron. He'd already been rumbled, so why keep lying, anything to avoid admitting the truth! Even with evidence, photos I'd found, he'd still deny it.
Found a dick pic on his phone, said it wasnt him. Urgh! Found a tinder profile, said his friend was using his really good insta photos to pick up girls ("errr, right, you're exactly brad pitt yourself, mate!")

When he was kicked out, he said his recent blood test from an op he'd had, showed high white blood cell count. (I'd already read this myself from a follow-up letter.) But he said they were worried he had cancer! Months later, funny enough he's absolutely fine, never nern mentioned again.
Someone above, asked why all these cancer lies, I think it's cos its so often a symptomless disease, it's unfortunately an easy one for liars to grab hold to.

This week i opened the post to a bank letter about a credit card, I never knew existed. Turns out he let his friend open a bank account in his name (maybe friend is resident here illegally? Otherwise he could do it in his own name), which I found out 2 years ago. But his friend then got a credit card on this account, my husband said he hadnt given him permission, but didnt know how to tell me as he knew I'd be angry. The balance is 3k, the bank wrote to say that the minimum payments for past 18months meant he's paying more in interest than he is paying the debt. 18months! Must of had paperless billing. No doubt if he doesnt up the minimum payment the debt will get recalled, but not my circus, not my problem. Ran a free credit check online tho, in husbands name to check there was nothing else to be found.

There's loads more of these stupid lies, but they were ultimately to his detriment.

And I read in mumsnet threads where ppl have been lied to and decieved by men.
This thread is weirdly conforting, knowing that there's loads of compulsive liars and its def him with the issue.

MarieToulouseBerlioz · 24/05/2019 23:37

Sorry terrible typos there - she insisted she was one of 8 children not I! EIGHT!

Pollyloop · 24/05/2019 23:45

A girl who had started recently as a surveyor at my husbands company told me in all seriousness that her previous job was a brain surgeon, but she found it too boring! She was 22 😆

JustanAunt · 25/05/2019 08:45

Two friends at uni were constantly lying to each other, but were oddly honest (I think!) with me, which made weird situations where I would put my foot in it because I had no idea what I was allowed to say and what I wasn't.

For example friend 1 had failed her driving test 6 times, I was speaking with friend 2 about driving tests in general and mentioned friend 1 to her, she had no idea friend 1 had even taken a test, let alone 6.

Friend 2 felt very judged by friend 1 for her sexual prowess, so would often lie about what she was doing at the weekend. I would be told the truth about whatever man she was seeing, but never knew when friend 1 was aware. So many times it ended up with everyone pissed off at each other.

contrary13 · 25/05/2019 11:37

chandylier:-
"You can still go through the menopause after a hysterectomy if they have left the ovaries?"

Yep. But according to my mother (who was in her late teens at the time) and my aunt... everything was removed. Overies, uterus, tubes... everything. Even if she'd just needed a hysterectemy, this was an era where they removed absolutely everything just to be on the safe side" of preventing something nasty. Obviously, I'm not remotely privy to my grandmother's medical history, but at the time she announced that her GP had said that she was going through "the change"/menopause, both my mother and my aunt were very Hmm about it, and there was some concern that she was starting to suffer from dementia/was going deaf. From that point on, just to ensure that someone knew what was actually going on with her medically, her daughters took it in turns to accompany her to her GP appointments. Which my aunt thinks is what my grandmother actually wanted (her daughters are/were both nurses and had a grasp of what the GP was saying... whereas my grandmother is of the generation who don't really think to question "a doctor!" about what they're being told is wrong with them, because they're doctors... Hmm ). Either way, the conclusion in the family is that my grandmother spun a bullshit story to get someone to take the pressure away from her/worry her children (she has 5) unnecessarily.

When my mother needed a hysterectemy 20 years ago, she was given the option of having the ovaries left in. She declined because she was already going through the menopause - and even though they removed them, she still suffered from the symptoms for a while. Perhaps my grandmother - who hadn't been through the menopause at the time of her hysterectemy - was having a psychomatic "change of life". Who knows. She does have dementia now, sadly, so it's not like I can ask her about it.

jackparlabane · 25/05/2019 12:19

I started a new job and boss warned me that my colleague would likely be 'sick' the next week as she'd asked for four weeks holiday despite only having two left.

Sure enough, she's sick, has two weeks holiday, and then by amazing coincidence her son is sick and she had to look after him, just like the week before the holiday (when she'd definitely told me it was her who was sick).
She was fired soon after. It helps to remember if it's you or your kid who is sick, but also, when claiming sickness, don't say you have a notifiable disease.

Especially when working for the team who will eventually get notified of your notifiable disease...
If she'd said she had flu she'd have gotten away with it for much longer!

Xxalisoncxx · 25/05/2019 12:21

My ex sociopath boyfriend, who’s still trying to win me back Hmm I still love him - stupidly but here is a few of them. Claimed he was the special effects supervisor on the pirates of the Caribbean films. Went in to great detail about doing pranks on Johnny drop, dinner with Jeffrey rush. He’s only 30 now so how he did all that in 2002/2003 is a miracle. Claimed to have a male and female pedigree cat, the female was pregnant and I could have a kitten. Discussion not long ago, both cats are female, never had a male cat or has it ever left his home. No way was it ever pregnant! I really need to tell this idiot to get out of my life, he breaks my heart!

FreedomFidgit · 25/05/2019 12:32

My Dad is somewhat of a storyteller...however as a small child and even a young teenager I thought a lot of what he told me was true (and would repeat it - God knows what my classmates thought)...completely enabled by my mother who rather than call him out on these things would nod enthusiastically as if they were true!

He convinced an 11 year old me that I was a distant cousin of a singer in a famous 80s band.

He used to tell wondrous stories about my ‘hero’ cousin who had been in the army in Iraq - at that point my cousin hadn’t been outside he UK! To the point he invented a tool kit that my cousin had to fix tanks that was ‘the size of the dining room table!’

The local police commissioner pulled up outside our house in an unmarked car and got out and shook my Dad’s hand for helping catch some local drug dealers...my DM did call him out on this one....his answer ‘you didn’t know about it as you were away shopping at the time’....

There are no doubt countless more that have slipped my memory just now, but the things is my Dad has actually lead a really interesting life and there is no need for all the fabrication!

FreedomFidgit · 25/05/2019 12:38

I also had an ex who told me when he met that he had temporarily moved back in with his parents. He owned his own flat, but his sister was living there just now as she had been flooded out of her home and the council were taking an age with the repairs. It was easier for him to move back home and let her (as a family of 4) move in to his spacious 2 bedroom flat.

One night we were talking and he said really wish DSis would hurry up and move out of his flat and back to her own house as it is wearing a bit thin.

I naively thought it all seemed plausible and very kind....this story went on for months - turned out the whole story was a complete lie and he lived at home with his parents, and was too embarrassed to admit it, so had invented a flat and sob story about his sister! He promptly became an ex....

Mammatino · 25/05/2019 13:36

@FreedomFidget, I really like the sound of your dad, he sounds harmless and a bit like having Roald Dahl making up fab stories so you would be proud of him in fact I am sure there is a children's book like this.

BrainScience · 25/05/2019 16:04

My dad used to make up outrageous stories that I only realised were true once I repeated them as an adult. For example, there’s a statue of a king in our hometown who always had a seagull perched on his head. Dad told me this king was always known as the mad king as he wore a seagull as a crown throughout his reign. He also claimed he was the British Kabbadi champion which he’d learned he was talented at after he got deported to Mongolia. He got back to the UK by winning Kabbadi matches.

The funny thing is that he genuinely had done completely unbelievable things that he never talked about as the situations came about in very tragic circumstances.

BrainScience · 25/05/2019 16:04

That should say I only realised we’re untrue once I repeated them as an adult.

Popcorntwice · 25/05/2019 17:02

This will totally out me but when I was at school one girl in my year, who was very attention seeking, told us all that she'd been to the Smash Hits Poll Winners party, and ended up meeting, and sleeping with, a member of Take That.

Also years ago a mum from my DCs school who thought she was a cut above told us all that she lived in a large well known experience property. Turned out they lived in a tiny three bed semi on a crap estate.

Pgqio · 25/05/2019 17:08

An engineering company I worked for years ago took slightly older apprentices. We got this guy who despite getting the bus every day said he owned a Porsche and a Harley. He said he'd dropped out of medical school in third year to pursue engineering instead. I got a squint at his application form...he'd been a hospital porter for 3 years. Big weirdo.

EnthusiasmIsDisturbed · 25/05/2019 17:44

An ex lied all the time

He killed his sister off so he could get out of meeting me (he was living with someone I didn’t know) he could have just said he was seeing his children (from previous relationship) but no he spin this awful lie he was crying down the phone, talking about how his parents were devastated, arguments over the funeral it went on for a good week or two

Notquiteagandt · 25/05/2019 18:01

A guy I used to work with lied said his dad had died to go on a couple month long cruise. Anyways he had a super unusual surname. His dad was sadly killed about 6months later in a well publised hit & run. He ended up having bit of abreak down over it as he felt bit of a jinx

cochineal7 · 25/05/2019 18:19

350 million a week for the NHS.

LadyRannaldini · 25/05/2019 18:54

I once taught someone who we later found out was an appalling liar, he is now in jail for murder. No more details, it's to well known!

louise5754 · 26/05/2019 09:12

I started a new job and worked with a woman age 22.
We used to chat about our kids. She had photos of her on Facebook and actually used the words "I have a daughter"
When chatting to another colleague I was told it was her niece.
Very strange.

About 25 years ago I told my class that in the 2nd world war my grandad had wrestled a shark. He had the scars too. Why would you not believe your grandad lol. I bet they thought I was the one fibbing.

An old friend told me her next door neighbour was a very famous actor. Near enough as it was his parents that she lived next door too. I wondered why he would still be living in our area with all that money.

Williamshatnershorses · 27/05/2019 19:37

Name changed for this as I have told this story so many times over the years anyone who’s heard it will immediately know who I am.

We had a temp at work in our office in a large city for a few weeks.

  1. She said she lived 30 miles away near an RAF base. She said she was a private pilot. She said that sometimes instead of taking the train, the RAF let her use the runway and she would fly her wee plane down to the massive city airport to get to work.
  1. Then, one Monday she said she’d flown under privileged kids to Switzerland for the weekend and had brought us back very odd-looking Swiss chocolate as a treat. Co-incidentally, this very chocolate was on special offer in the local shop at the end of the street.
  1. Finally she appeared in one Monday morning and announced that she had flown (as in actually piloted the plane) a plane load of deprived children to see William Shatner on his ranch “in America” to pat his horses. Yes, all the way from the U.K. to California and back to see Captain Kirk between 5pm on Friday and 9am on Monday.
gotmychocolateimgood · 27/05/2019 20:03

'a guy on our course told everyone he’d sent Steven Spielberg a script and his people were flying him to America that summer break to discuss making the film. We were in awe!!!! The guy came back saying it was going to happen and even showed us photos from his ‘trip’. It turned out to be a hoax! He faked emails from Speilberg and his ‘people’ and made photos from the fake trip using photoshop! He left the course after that.... I don’t know what became of him, but I always admired the sheer magnitude of that fib and it’s obvious flaws!'

I'm 100% sure I went to school with this person!

Rainbowknickers · 27/05/2019 20:07

21 years ago I got pregnant with no2 when no1 was 3 months old but I was skint after shelling out for things like a single pram/cot/other big stuff for first born
Anyway a really posh shop in town said I could buy a lovely double buggy over the course of my pregnancy for £10 a week
I gave the £10 to the shop weekly for about 4 months then his father said he’d take the money to them every week til we where due to pick it in
Every time I walked past the shop I felt the staff where giving me funny looks but just put it down to hormones
Thought I’d paid it off in due course and went in to pick it up
Turns out my ex had gone in early on and told them I’d lost the baby (hence dirty looks with a bump) claimed the money I’d paid as a lump sum and pocketed the £10 weekly
I was out of pocket with no money to buy another one and he lied saying the shop was lying!

louise5754 · 27/05/2019 21:40

@Rainbowknickers ah that's awful. Did you get a pram in the end?

TeaForDad · 27/05/2019 21:50

When I was about 12 my mate said he could sort out for us to stay with Jon Bon Jovi in his house in Switzerland.

I never thought about the logistics but was utterly convinced and excited at the idea.

There was no credible way this could have been possible. I think it was "a friend of my uncle works with him"

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