Aibu to feel the absolute RAGE with this Tinder date?

[Pulipatchouli]

I met a guy for a date and really liked him.
We fell out. Because I left a card through his letterbox which he said endangered his vulnerable clients. Obviously i found this offensive and utterly ridiculous. I'm sure his postman violates his mailbox often!
He keeps messaging me to say 'thanks for the lovely book you sent me but I don't want to go out with you'
And other patronising shit .
I am full of RAGE.

Because he acts like I am sending him presents to win him back when he is obviously a vain plonker!!
And breathe

All joking aside, I don't think I've ever seen a man give a shit about a card, in any situation, unless there was money in it. I sometimes get a tiny, but guilty sadistic pleasure out of watching DH awkwardly pretend to take pleasure in getting a card, the mixture of inane grin and bemused micro expressions is priceless.

...so I don't think a card is ever likely to have much of a positive impact on them.

You have left more questions than you have answered. Not cool op, not cool

I know I'm drunk right now but I have absolutely no idea what's going on here 😂

Eh?

If you're raging after 1 tinder date, have sent gifts and cards then he's possibly had his spidey senses alerted.

You really need to dial it down a notch. Delete him, don't send him abuse and move lnt.

Bunny Boiler for sure

Save the date card 😂😂😂

I missed the original Sharon thread and would be so grateful if someone could give me a potted version.

Sorry to derail from card / book / client OP

Did you write a little poem in the card OP? Something like...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love you madly
And i want to marry you.

Before sealing it with a SWALK and drawing pink hearts on the envelope?

Was the book something like 'The little book of marriage'?

I mean, some men may have a bit of a fright at receiving such unexpected gifts.

P.S Does he have a fluffy rabbit?

Clients - what clients?

Wow. This is legit terrifying. What is he thinking giving out his address to someone he met on the first date?

I went on 3 dates with someone a while back and they decided to “suprise” me by showing up at my work! And waiting in the car park!

If I was ever to online date again I wouldn’t even give out my real name I’d be so scared of this behaviour.

Can you come back a second and just start again...?

I really need to know what the card said.

Thanks!

Well. This is all as clear as mud.

What?

@mightydonut

OP's poem in full:

Dear innocent guy who I met on tinder
Marry me or I'll burn your house to a cinder

Please come back OP

WTF? I'm obviously too middle class and middle aged for this thread! goes to bed

It's definitely us not you. not really

This has more inconsistencies than a Friends flashback.

Did you break up because you sent him a card? Or did you send him a card because you broke up?

The original Sharon threads were some kind of stream on consciousness under various name changes about throwing red wine up curtains, wasps, screaming, her partner putting his hands in such a position in the supermarket that he appeared to be 't-rexing', and various bewildering friends

We’ll never know.
We’ll never know about the card. Or the book. Or the clients.
I can’t bear it.

Could someone send me something please?

OP no offence but you sound pretty toxic to be rowing with someone after one date 🙄

Just.......WTF???

[OP no offence but you sound pretty toxic to be rowing with someone after one date]

She never mentioned anything about a rowing boat on the date @Hithere12

Maybe that's what its all about?

Oh this is good