To ask for your best sleep talking/walking stories

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I very rarely talk in my sleep however apparently last night I nudged DH awake and asked him to check the little man was still in the cupboard.

I've no idea what I was dreaming but DH confirmed there was in fact, no little man in our cupboard.

Anyone else?

My Dh asked me to tell him what my 2nd most beautiful dinosaur in the world was?!.

When I was a teenager I tried to evacuate my family because there was a bomb in the house

Loving this thread as it doesn't make me feel like I'm the only one!

I have slept walked/talked since a child. Everything from my Mum finding me on the stairs waiting for the bus to finding myself awake in my children's rooms having gone walk-about. My whole family used to find it highly hilarious and always wanted to ask my husband 'oh what did Tee get up to last night ha ha', however, as I got older these turned more and more into night terrors, not pleasant at all. It was always bad things happening, threats of kidnap, people in the house, wardrobes on fire, being stabbed in the leg etc etc I've lashed out at my husband and literally screamed the house down so that my now teenage children can even hear me. I was diagnosed with non-rem sleep parasomnias. I had some really thorough testing done and now take a small dose of clonazepam every night and it has completely stopped. What used to be quite funny and entertaining for everyone else was literally making me and my husband so miserable with the disturbed sleep. These meds have made such a difference to my life. Would highly recommend you speak to your GP if you feel it's getting out of control, mine was so understanding and referred me immediately.

DH woke me up last night by proudly announcing he “had got the curtains” and then with immense satisfaction and sounding incredibly pleased with himself informed me “they are green.”

We have no need of curtains green or otherwise 🙄

A friend used to get up to use the loo without waking up.
She - to her knowledge - has peed on the end of someone's bed
peed in the wardrobe of a new boyfriend and
peed in her friend's shoes that were under the window.

F only knows where else she has done it but didn't know about

I think my favourite DH one was when he was snoring away merrily and thoroughly annoying me, so I jabbed him and snapped "stop snoring" to which he serenely replied without waking up, "I will when I go to sleep"
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He tells me I once sang the Flintstones to him in response to his phone alarm playing the "Homer Simpson" version. Clearly I'm a purist. . I don't remember it at all.