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To think some people have breath that smells like dog shit?

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EdWinchester · 23/04/2019 13:48

I was just discussing this with my husband.

Over the last fortnight, I have come across 3 people with breath so foul it smells like dog shit, or in the case of one of them - cow shit.

Can they not smell it themselves? And what is it that gives people halitosis that doesn’t just smell like stale breath, but actual shit? Is it the smell of their stomachs? I know it’s not teeth hygiene for one of them as she brushes her teeth about 6 times a day. Why don’t their families mention it? If it was one of mine, I would tell them straight away & I know they’d do the same for me.

Is it a medical condition, this breath from the abattoir? Anyone know?

OP posts:
lboogy · 24/04/2019 05:53

I used to have tonsil stones as a child up to late teens. I was so embarrassed as kids used to make fun of me. At the time the doctor has no idea what it was even though I brought it to her in a jar. That was before the internet gave you the answer to everything

Motheroffeminists · 24/04/2019 08:27

I can still taste onions and will be paranoid all day Sad

DontCallMeShitley · 24/04/2019 08:42

Meat in large quantities, red wine and smoking seemed to cause it (not me but someone I lived with). Drinking water didn't really make much difference.

zingally · 24/04/2019 08:57

Whenever the topic of bad breath comes up, I'm reminded of one of my secondary school teachers. She was a lovely lady, and a great teacher, but OMG HER BREATH. We dreaded her coming near us to look at our work, or talk to us, because it was like something had died right next to us.
Unfortunately, her daughter was in my year group, and was in my friendship circle, so we could never talk about "Mrs Bad Breath" too openly, because we didn't want to upset our friend. But SURELY someone told this teacher eventually?!

Bunnylady53 · 24/04/2019 09:03

Unnecessary to tell the op to “ grow the fuck up”!

TransFannyUltrasound · 24/04/2019 12:39

If you are afflicted with parakeets, you probably need to be under the care of the Tropical Diseases department.

Symptoms include asking people “who’s a pretty boy” repetitively.

motherheroic · 24/04/2019 15:26

I usually find it with smokers. I work with three men who smoke and they all have the same breath.

Don't know if it's dry mouth or the fact the smoke sits in the back of the throat.

motherheroic · 24/04/2019 15:29

@ShabbyAbby Mouthwash is crap. It just washes away all the work the toothpaste did. I recall my mouth feeling much fresher with just floss and brushing. Afterwards I spit without rinsing.

Bellasorellaa · 24/04/2019 16:14

tonsil stones usually, not flossing and going sleep without brushing

Bellasorellaa · 24/04/2019 16:25

i paid to get my tonsils laser it was the best thing i ever did, use to have bad breath for years i went to a clinic in south london paid around £1200

i also use tung gel and a scraper
gargle with salt and tea tree oil
use a water flosser and floss with string
drink 2L of water a day
use tea tree mouthwash from holland and barret

lhw92 · 24/04/2019 17:27

@Bellasorellaa if you wouldn’t mind please could you share the name of the clinic you went to

Daisychainsandglitter · 24/04/2019 18:13

Tonsil stones- your colleague is probably more than likely aware of it if she brushes her teeth that often.

LuvSmallDogs · 24/04/2019 18:18

When I had tonsillitis I could taste how bad it was - my tonsils were popping out tonsil stones and oozing with pus.

FookMeFookYou · 24/04/2019 18:30

Yes I've come across a few, and worked with someone who's breath smelt like they'd eaten the contents of a full ashtray washed down with gone off coffee. And they didn't even smoke.

The worst hygiene issue I've ever experienced from someone though is when... this is making me feel
sick thinking about it.... i was on the train going into work and it got packed as usual. I'm seated and the guy standing next to me was crotch facing me - that's bad enough but then he turned round so he was ass facing me and that's when the smell of shit started creeping in. This man blatantly did not wash his ass crack. Vile Envy

contentedsoul · 24/04/2019 22:07

Sure I once read that most people cannot smell their own breath. But a good indicator is to lick the back of your hand and then smell that?

Some poor sod at work has earned the unflattering nickname of maggotmouth as their breath is absolutely rancid. luckily they are unawares of their nickname.

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