The Ten White Horsemen Of The Apocalypse Wedding Part 2

[jessicawessica]

I've never had to start a second thread so no idea if I've done this right.
I couldn't resist the title.

Personally I think your mum should be washing her hair that day

Good advice, Mummyoflittledragon them expecting her to sit on her own at the wedding, and not putting any thought into how to get her to the venue, is the worst thing about the DN’s behaviour towards his family.

And just when I thought we knew the worst about DN’s behaviour, it becomes worse again. He doesn’t invite his auntie but he invites his auntie’s ex and partner.

Yes, it seems my EX husband and his DP (The Gin Queen) have been invited to the wedding.
How privileged are they?

You wouldn't want to serve tomato soup with all those white suits around.

What the whole day or just the evening?

What, the whole thing???!!!!

What on earth? Why would he invite them? That makes no sense - it sounds to me like there maybe is a massive backstory that you are not aware of and he's using his wedding as a way of settling old scores with you and your DB2. Otherwise none of this makes sense at all as that's one step further than simply only inviting you to the evening do.

What’s the other son of db1 like?

Lets just say DN & EX DH.....Golf Club members together.
DN2 is lovely but completely ditzy,,, a mix between Mr Bean and a very slow car crash.

Does your mother know your ex is invited?

Ex is invited to the whole thing??????????

Hello JessicaWessica I was looking for you after the last thread filled up and did have a little moment of pride when I saw that you had used my Apocalypse reference as your title .

But now that you have dropped in this new info about your ex husband being invited to the whole day I really want you to be a troll as it just gets worse and worse. I have a sorry feeling that you are real though. Is Ex H also ‘D’N’s godfather?

I think it has reached the stage now where you have to just pretend not to be bothered by the whole thing or you will be sucked into a whirling vortex of endless drama. Inviting your ex and his partner but not you is calculated and mean and intended to hurt you. Being dramatic or vocally hurt is a won for your nephew, who is an arse and doesn't deserve the satisfaction.
My family behave like this a lot, so I'm quite good at being apparently casually unbothered. If asked about their latest nonsense, I just shrug and say "Ah well, what do you expect from a horse but a kick?".

Golf club. Oh FFS. 25 years old and social life revolves around the golf club? Wardrobe full of pink and yellow jumpers too?

Sorry to disappoint but not a troll.
Also sorry I got the title wrong (groomsmen, not horsemen).
No EX H not godfather, just me and DB2.
Should add EX H only invited to evening do....so no better than me Ha!

Well I suppose he has been consistent with his invites!

Neither of my grandmothers would have tolerated this behaviour, nor would my mother, although I think only one grandmother would have refused to attend.

Found your new thread.

I kind of feel sorry for the fiancée, getting shackled to a rude show-off who would prefer to prioritise a swanky country club wedding over an education which might help his ability to provide for his family, or the chance to set up a stable home.

Given this general background, I am unsurprised at his lack of manners. He sounds like an absolute idiot.

I'd be sooo tempted to go and sneak some hash brownies in there or something.

It's either a boyband 'spontaneous' choreographed dance routine or it's a Saturday night fever one with His Nibs right at the front going all Travolta with his Cossack Dancing bollocks.

Hopefully, somebody will forget and order red wine. Then it'll look like Reservoir Dogs when the music kicks in.

Am I the only person who thinks the wedding will last longer than the marriage?

To the poster who mentioned tomato soup, the suits are unlikely to see light of day after the wedding. Stains or spotless.

I think your DN must be on glue!

It should be no card... No gift.. No indulging in wedding talk... No pouring over the tacky wedding photos apre ceremony and move the Sunday get together to another venue, uninviting the b1... dn and his bride.

He sounds like a materialistic little twat!