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Knitted baby anyone? Dummy & hoop earrings included!

47 replies

MuddyMoose · 22/03/2019 21:20

Posted again without location (oops!)

I know these threads have been done to death but they always amuse & whenever an active one is up I never have anything to share but I recently came across this beauty & had to share.

Out of interest - what would you name -it- her?

Knitted baby anyone? Dummy & hoop earrings included!
OP posts:
Movinghouseatlast · 22/03/2019 21:22

It looks like The Silence of the Lambs!!!

RumpoleoftheBaileys · 22/03/2019 21:23

Gollum

RumpoleoftheBaileys · 22/03/2019 21:23

“Kitted”

BlueMerchant · 22/03/2019 21:24

Grim

FrozenMargarita17 · 22/03/2019 21:25

Good lord

nicenewdusters · 22/03/2019 21:25

Grandad in a bikini ??

RumpoleoftheBaileys · 22/03/2019 21:26

It looks so sad.

GertrudeCB · 22/03/2019 21:27

Say whaaaaa??

PassTheDutchie · 22/03/2019 21:27

Kill it with fire

Mind you, I hate knitted toys. Reminds me of my evil mother who used to knit the Jean Greenhowe (?) knit dolls collections

IveGotAlpen · 22/03/2019 21:28

Thanks I hate it.

HelmutFrontbut · 22/03/2019 21:34

Gollum-mae. Gawjus 😍

Lindy2 · 22/03/2019 21:36

£30! 😂

BigGapMum · 22/03/2019 21:36

That's not even knitted. It's crocheted. Still gross though.

3boysandabump · 22/03/2019 21:38

It reminds me of pepper from American horror story

elQuintoConyo · 22/03/2019 21:39

Feels like it's from the deepest darkest depths of the Uncanny Valley - even though it's not a robot!

jarhead123 · 22/03/2019 21:39

Good lord it'll give you nightmares!!

Noodledoodlesandspud · 22/03/2019 21:45

I love these threads!!

NewAccount270219 · 22/03/2019 21:47

I want to find it funny but actually just find it alarming - the sad face! The crop top! The diamanté dummy!

CanoeDoYouThinkYouAre · 22/03/2019 21:48

It's eyes are pleading to be put out of it's misery.

MutantDisco · 22/03/2019 21:50

Nice scrunchie - and lots of hair for an infant Confused

Creamwhite · 22/03/2019 21:52

I love her crop top! 😂

AuntieDolly · 22/03/2019 21:52

I like it! Grin

Thishatisnotmine · 22/03/2019 21:54

Awww, it looks sad! My great nan usedto knit dolls, but they always looked cheerful. Or angry. Have one very angry doll.

HollaHolla · 22/03/2019 22:14

Put it out of its misery. It’s evil looking. 🤮

Saz41 · 22/03/2019 22:23

There was a wooden hand carved Marilyn Munroe statue on facebook marketplace but I cant post the link.